There’s good news for Barack Obama: the next time he travels, he can indulge his narcissism by reading an erotic novel—about himself.
GuestHouse Games, published by uStarNovels, follows Barack and Michelle Obama while they are “alone in their isolated beachfront guesthouse in the tropical paradise of Kailua, Hawaii.”
Make sure the rooms have mirrors.
In their Hawaiian trek, the Obamas are “drawn into the ancient Hawaiian spiritual world and into the exploration of their own deepest and most forbidden desires.”
One would guess that means Barack is crowned Messiah and Michelle gets a trip to the spa alone.
The book is a “personalizable” erotic one, according to the firm that represents uStarNovels, Pop Culture Public Relations.
Now that he has an erotic book about himself, what worlds are left for Barack Obama to conquer?