Does Mayor Michael Bloomberg of New York City—a tight-ass on gun control, soda beverages, and assorted other basic rights—know another tight ass when he sees one?
In New York Magazine’s profile of Christine Quinn, a mayoral candidate, Bloomberg revealed his penetrating eyesight:
Later in the evening, the host interrupted me to point out that the mayor himself had just arrived. Did I want to meet him? Sure. My friend and I followed the host over, shook Bloomberg’s hand, and my friend thanked him for his position on gun control. Without even acknowledging the comment, Bloomberg gestured toward a woman in a very tight floor-length gown standing nearby and said, “Look at the ass on her.”
Bloomberg had to say something; he is banned by his own law from taking a Big Gulp.