Police: 'Horny' Woman Called 911 to Make Attractive Officer Return to Her Home
PUNTA GORDA, Fla., Feb. 26 (UPI) -- Police in Florida said they arrested a woman accused of calling 911 to ask for an attractive officer to be sent back to her home.
The police report of the incident said Maria Montenez-Colon, 58, of Punta Gorda first called 911 drunkenly just after 6 p.m. Friday to complain she wanted her Corvette back, WBBH-TV, Fort Myers, Fla., reported Wednesday.
An officer responded to Montenez-Colon's home, where he found the woman drunk and flirtatious, the report said. The woman allegedly told the officer he was sexy and asked if he was married.
"I haven't been penetrated in years," the police report quotes Montenez-Colon as saying. "I am so horny."
The officer was eventually able to steer the conversation back to the purpose of the 911 call and Montenez-Colon explained she had signed her Corvette over to her stepson after the death of her husband but she had changed her mind.
The officer told Montenez-Colon there was nothing he could do for her situation and gave her the department's number for non-emergency calls.
However, police said Montenez-Colon called 911 again about an hour later and asked for the same officer to be sent back to her house. The officer arrived with a second officer and Montenez-Colon explained the first visit to the second officer.
"He was a perfect gentleman, but when I asked him to [expletive] me, he turned me down so that made me angry," she said.
The first officer asked if Montenez-Colon recalled being told about using 911 for non-emergency matters.
"I do, but how else am I going to get you to [expletive] me?" she allegedly responded.
Montenez-Colon was arrested on a charge of misuse of 911.