Gay Marriage and Homophobes!
A lot of Republicans may feel that we'd be best-served to avoid this issue altogether. As a Conservative, however, I feel compelled to explain why many of us out there are opposed to the currently proposed same-sex marriage bills and not to civil unions. Plus, it's not everyday that I get to put on a Leprechaun costume!
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Note: No tasteless holiday parades were actually performed during the making of this video.