I've got to be honest, the first thing that comes to mind when I think of a man blowing up his johnson isn't that of a "bona fide threat." When I think of the damage that could have actually been carried out however, I get chills down my spine. Then I realize that I shouldn't be sitting on the office ice-bucket. I still don't really see how calling the "War on Terror" to an "Overseas Contingency Operation" will make us any safer from people hell-bent on our destruction but then again... I'm just silly like that!
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Note: No terrorists crotches were actually lit ablaze during the making of this video...Though I think there was a Mormon who's sleeve caught fire in a candle mishap.