I know, I know. Italy has been questioning the amount of aid that the United States has sent to Haiti as of late. If only we could be more like our Italian counterparts. How many troops have they put on the ground there? Maybe they can send George Clooney over with a few gift baskets. I hear he summers in Laglio.

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PS: Another special thanks to the United States military. Just please, for God’s sake, stop killing blue people.