Mayor Bloomberg Urges Americans to Be Un-American and Snitch on Each Other by Greg Gutfeld 15 Feb 2011 post a comment Share This: So on his radio show, Mayor Mike Bloomberg said that the cops won't enforce the city's new ban on smoking at beaches and parks. So, who will? Us. That's right, Bloomie said, quote, "This is going to be enforced by public pressure. [...] Mainly....everybody's going to turn to you and say, 'Hey, you shouldn't be smoking.' And you know, most people listen." Yeah, most people. He must be referring to smurfs, pixies and tree nymphs. Cuz it ain't us. And so we see another example of Bloomie's mammoth misunderstanding of human nature. We don't like busybodies. We don't like meddlers. And we don't like jerks butting in over our butts. More important, everyone knows that the average life span of a snitch, is far shorter than a smoker's. People hate snitches more. Imagine the rise in assaults between these intrusive nitpickers, and drunk vacationing Germans, chain-smoking coke dealers, or worse - angry, short talk show hosts looking for chain-smoking coke dealers. The sad fact: every effort to manipulate smokers causes a new kind of suffering. When smoking was banned in bars, many closed - and hot, raspy waitresses were out of work. Fights in front of existing bars increased, among outdoor smokers and sober tourists, causing a rise in nuisance complaints. I got hit in the face a lot. mainly by me. But this latest b-s is a sick clue into bloomies psyche - that he would make a law, and expect you to tell the tattooed biker to follow it. Because Mikey won't. He's too busy licking the salt off your cheeseburger and desperately reapplying it to our roads. And if you disagree with me, you're worse than Justin Bieber. Tonight: Robert Kelly! Terry Schappert! Jedidiah Bila!