It's always heartwarming to see celebrities who Care About the Planet™ cut back on the destructive waste and excess that defines America. Capitalism yields consumerism yields planetary destruction, don'cha know, but fortunately, these defenders of Mother Earth are doing their part to pay for our sins. Once the crew packs up the dozens of thousand-watt (non-CFL!) lights and return the stars' gas-guzzling trailers, actors hit the press circuit to get their (and their upcoming projects') names in the headlines, and what better way to cultivate a nice guy/gal image than playing defense for fragile ecosystems?
The Green Police gave her grief about this.
Enter Jennifer Aniston, the former Friends
star who has successfully transitioned from TV to motion picture fame and cares deeply about conservation. In her contribution to a 2007 book about "saving the planet one simple step at a time," Aniston reveals she takes three-minute showers
and brushes her teeth in the shower. "Every two minutes in the shower uses as much water as a person in Africa uses for everything in their life for a whole day!" she explains.
Well, it's good to know that Aniston has been consuming less water than the rest of us climate change deniers... in a $42 million Beverly Hills mansion. No cognitive dissonance there! Except, apparently, Aniston has recently decided that the lavish crib is "too much" for her, and she will be downgrading to a "wooden box" a la Mad Men's Vincent Katheiser trailer a la director Tom Shadyac $4.95 million Manhattan luxury apartment
. Now, I'm no expert on New York's housing market
, but that doesn't quite sound like the kind of humble life that, say, we middle-cass flyover troglodytes already live, right?
The story's been getting legs in the press (coincidentally, around the same time as her own legs showed up in a trailer
for her next film) because she bought the place using a trust fund that was set up in her dog's name. Eh, let people have their inside jokes, I say; this is a more illuminating detail: "As well as the penthouse, she snapped up two other small units in the building." So, not only is she buying more expensive housing than a person in Africa can afford over an entire lifetime with the apartment itself, but she needs even more space--all for her and little Norman, the corgi-terrier mix.
It's been almost half a decade since An Inconvenient Truth
came out. I'm no scientist, but the fact that I can count the number of true climate change alarmists who have actually scaled down their standard of living (even though they still work in one of the most unnecessary wasteful industries in the country) on one hand is all I need to know about that documentary's warnings. Note to Jenn: since neither you nor your peers are exemplifying a real solution for global climate catastrophe, does it really make sense to move to a city that will become the Ground Zero of rising ocean levels?