Daily Call Sheet: Do We Trust Spielberg with Moses?, Russell Brand's a Creep, Why the Netflix Rebound Matters
STEVEN SPIELBERG MIGHT PART RED SEA FOR WARNER BROS.
Which Spielberg will show up to direct this one? If it's the "Munich" Spielberg, the moral illiterate who sees an equivalency between Islamists who target the innocent and Israelis who target those who target the innocent -- no thanks. If it's the "Saving Private Ryan" Spielberg, the moral illiterate who told us saving a single man was "the one decent thing we were able to pull out of this whole godawful, shitty mess" also known as World War II -- no thanks.
RUSSELL BRAND WILL STAR IN ANOTHER MOVIE -- A FAMILY COMEDY
After the remake of "Arthur" flopped rather spectacularly, Hollywood is proving once again they are just about tapped out of stars. Brand is THE most unlikable, charmless, and creepiest guy Hollywood has ever tried to turn into a leading man. And not creepy in a Karloff, Lugosi, Lorre kind of way -- not creepy in a way that delights. You wouldn't let him near your daughter. He should be doing extra stand-ins as Prisoner Number Five in insane asylums. But here we go again.
EVANGELINE LILY CHATS ABOUT 'THE HOBBIT'
If she manages her career well, Evangeline Lily has, in my humble opinion, what it takes to be a genuine star, a real box office attraction like Sandra Bullock. She's undeniably talented, looks great on the big screen (see "Real Steel"), and her presence has the exact right qualities: strong, intelligent, sexy, womanly, approachable, and she carries herself with dignity.
She reminds me of Elizabeth Banks before she did the sleazy "Zack and Miri Make a Porno."
'IRON MAN 3' RAMPING UP FOR EARLY PRODUCTION?
Legendary '80s screenwriter Shane Black is directing this entry, and I'm eager to see what's next for our favorite openly patriotic, libertarian super hero.
‘THE HANGOVER’ GUYS ARE NEGOTIATING FOR ANOTHER SEQUEL
The first "Hangover" was the best raunchy comedy since the original "American Pie," but I'm avoiding the second, which I've read is more gross-out than clever. Because this is a comedy based on a pretty contrived concept that should've only worked once, can they go to the well for a third?
SIMON PEGG AND EDGAR WRIGHT ARE 'HARD AT WORK' ON 'THE WORLD’S END'
How much goodwill did the creators of the epic "Shaun of the Dead" burn up with all the cowardly Christian bashing that showed up in their last endeavor, "Paul"? A lot, methinks.
NETFLIX REBOUNDS THANKS TO STREAMING, NOT DVD
The key sentence in this piece covering Netflix' stock rebound Is this:
We believe better-than-expected domestic streaming subs in the fourth quarter may help alleviate investors' concerns about the ability of that business to restart subscriber growth[.]"
I don't mean to belabor this point in every Call Sheet, but the daily signposts in this slow-motion revolution continue to fascinate. And the consequences in every arena are huge.
1. Lower profits for studios: Amazon intends to jump in with a lower streaming subscription fee than Netflix. It's just a fact that We the Customers will no longer pay for expensive rentals (Redbox is now the top rental retailer in the country) and because movies are so bad, we're longer purchasing them.
2. Because of this major dent in their bottom line, studios will either have to make better films that appeal to a broader audience or continue to make crappy movies and further sell their souls to communist China to get those markets open.
3. The bottleneck in distribution is disintegrating. One way the left holds power over the world's popular culture is through their stranglehold on the few distribution outlets available, not to mention the starter cost of printing films and DVDs, and convincing retailers like Walmart to give up valuable shelf space. Now you can simply produce content and get it to a streaming provider. Digital technology has already democratized production, now the last hurdle is being removed.
4. Choices will further undermine Hollywood's bottom line. Only a few giants own all of those cable channels, so it's still very few people deciding what America watches. Streaming ends that monopoly and also gives us a ton of older, more conservative and traditional programming at the push of a button.
This is the biggest story the sycophant entertainment media isn't telling. I'm not even sure they see it. Denial is a powerful thing. But just as the Internet exploded the MSM, within the decade, streaming will explode the entertainment industry.
The studios are literally attempting to make it impossible for Netflix to stream new films. It's a monopolistic defensive move on the studio's part and one they can't possibly win. The timing couldn't be worse. They simply aren't producing the kind of content that makes this kind of blackmail possible. We can live without their crap. We can wait. And in the meantime, we're discovering other sources of entertainment.
Hollywood is no longer the coal that runs the train; they've lost that privilege with their shitty product and non-stop insulting of the 60% of customers who aren't atheist leftists living to recycle. There's plenty of coal out there in the form of older titles. Hollywood is now the passenger, and they can either climb aboard or get left behind.
And now you know why Hollywood hates capitalism.
DEMI MOORE DROPS OUT OF 'LOVELACE': WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR HER CAREER?
Anyone who's read me for any amount of time knows how much I hate the nihilistic gossip and non-stop snark that surrounds the personal lives of celebrities. There's nothing defensible about a destructive industry that feeds off the dysfunction of those who live for their attention or a destructive industry that bottom feeds off the rest. It does, however, looks as though Demi Moore is going through a serious personal crisis right now and that she could use our prayers.
We wish her nothing but a speedy and full recovery.
6 TV SHOWS WE THINK ARE DOOMED
What a shock. The basement-rated "30 Rock" no one watches isn't on here. Well, Entertainment Weekly likes it. That's all that matters.
OH, LOOK, MORE FAN-MADE POSTERZZZZZzzzzz……
Oh, did I miss anything?
'SEEKING JUSTICE’ TRAILER: NIC CAGE GETS CRAZY ON GUY PEARCE
If there's one thing I can't stand it's vigilante movies that don’t have the conviction to be vigilante movies:
Cage stars as Will Gerard, a man whose wife (played by Mad Men actress January Jones) is violently assaulted by a criminal. Stricken with anger, Gerard is approached by “Simon” (Guy Pearce), a man who claims to represent a group of “concerned citizens” who enact vigilante justice against unpunished offenders roaming the city. Gerard accepts Simon’s offer of vengeance, but the price is high: Simon wants a dirty deed in exchange for a dirty deed, but Will isn’t willing to go that distance. Unfortunately for Will, Simon is not the type of man to take “no” for an answer.
Sounds like "The Star Chamber" meets "Strangers On a Train." Great cast, though.
Hits theatres March 16. Two days after my birthday. Which is a reminder that you can buy me this.
WHAT FILM DO YOU THINK WOULD HAVE BEEN THE TENTH BEST PICTURE NOMINEE?
Did we miss anything starring George Clooney that made no money?
Hey, I know. Why not "30 Rock"? I hear it TRANSCENDS television.
LAST NIGHT'S SCREENING
An awesome double feature of two of my favorite films: Annie Hall (1977) and Manhattan (1979). Both just came out on Blu-ray and I'll be doing a proper review in the coming days.
SCOTTDS' EPIC LINKTACULAR
DAVID FINCHER'S 'THE GOON' RUNS OUT OF MONEY AND WB CANCELS 'ELFQUEST'
NEW PICS FROM THE PG-13 RATED VERSION OF 'THE EXPENDABLES 2'
GOOD NEWS FOR ONCE: NETFLIX 4Q EARNINGS SOAR PAST ESTIMATES
'CAPTAIN AMERICA 2' BEGINS SHOOTING BY THE END OF THIS YEAR
'TRUE BLOOD' CREATOR ALAN BALL'S NEW DRAMA 'BANSHEE' GETS PICKED UP BY CINEMAX
'GHOST RIDER 2′ AND ‘WRATH OF THE TITANS’ TV SPOTS
USA ORDERS ASPIRATIONAL REALITY SERIES 'THE MOMENT' STARRING KURT WARNER
R.I.P. 'EXCALIBUR' STAR NICOL WILLIAMSON DIES AT 73
THE 'EVIL DEAD' REMAKE LOSES ITS LEAD ACTRESS
GOOD IDEA: SHOULD HAYWIRE STAR GINA CARANO PLAY 'WONDER WOMAN'?
HOW THE 70S PROVED MASS-MARKETING WASN'T THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE MOVIES
OSCAR SNUBS AND SURPRISES
WHY DO THE OSCARS HATE HARRY POTTER?
WHERE ARE THE NEW 21ST CENTURY HEROES AND VILLAINS?
AN INTERVIEW WITH CRISPIN GLOVER
11 LIFE LESSONS FROM 'THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION'
A LOOK BACK AT WILLIAM HOLDEN IN 'PICNIC'
Coming Soon to Home Video
TRANSFORMERS PRIME: THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON: Prepare to experience the world of TRANSFORMERS PRIME like never before with perfect picture visuals and the purest digital sound available when the entire first season of the award-winning CGI animated series TRANSFORMERS PRIME arrives in stores everywhere in North America on March 6, 2012 in a deluxe 4-DVD set and a Limited Edition 4-Disc Blu-ray™ collection from Shout! Factory, in collaboration with Hasbro Studios.
Both the DVD and Blu-ray collections of TRANSFORMERS PRIME: THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON boast all 26 action-packed episodes (including the 5-part miniseries Darkness Rising) and special bonus content. For a limited time only, TRANSFORMERS PRIME: THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON Limited Edition 4-Disc Blu-ray contains a 96-page IDW graphic novel based on this hit series.
Delivering a new level of heavy metal action and family entertainment for all ages, the limited edition Blu-ray collection is priced to own at $64.99 SRP. The deluxe 4-DVD set is sold separately and has a suggested retail price of $ 29.93 SRP.
CLASSIC PICK FOR FRIDAY, JANUARY 27
1:30 PM 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) -- Classic sci-fi epic about a mysterious monolith that seems to play a key role in human evolution. Dir: Stanley Kubrick Cast: Keir Dullea, Gary Lockwood, William Sylvester. C-149 mins, TV-G, CC, Letterbox Format.
I just keep watching this and watching this and watching this in the hopes that someday I'll like it.
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