But-but-but the media keeps telling me that two guys regularly humiliated in the ratings by cartoons, reruns, and "Robot Chicken" are American phenoms...?

But-but-but the media keeps telling me that two guys who couldn't muster three million viewers combined are populist heroes who speak for the people...?

2.612 million viewers ... combined. 

Stick that in your clown nose, you speech-policing, left-wing elitists.

Hey, maybe stop being dicks. That might help.