'Fifty Shades of Grey' Trailer: Tying Women Up Is the New Feminism

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Based on the erotic novels of E.L. James, "Fifty Shades of Grey" stars Jamie Dornan as Christian Grey and Dakota Johnson as his lover and bondage partner-in-training Anastasia Steele. The movie opens on Valentine's Day.

Fade In: 

HEROINE: Enlighten me.

Cut to: whips, chains, handcuffs, blindfolds and our heroine strapped to a trapeze experiencing sexual ecstasy for what we know is the first time. 

Fade Out: 

You've come a long way, baby…

No one has benefited more from feminism than sexist men who see women as disposable meat.

Lemme guess: "50 Shades of Grey" ends with a politically correct cherry on top; our mousy heroine is transformed into Jane Fonda after debasing herself sexually… 

Just like heroin makes you a creative genius and adultery expands your horizons, bondage is beautiful.

Hollywood told me so. 

P.S. Other than the dirty sex, that trailer looks a cheap, predictable Lifetime movie. 

 

Follow  John Nolte on Twitter @NolteNC               


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