I'll Take a Cashier's Check, Mr. Breitbart by Iowahawk 30 Jun 2010 post a comment Share This: Welcome to the Journolist Top Secret Progressive He-Man Wingnut Haters Club and L33t H4xoR Chat Room. Disclaimer: this is a private discussion forum intended solely for the benefit of JournoList members. Reproduction, transmission, redistribution, or description, in whole or in part, of any content (including, but not limited to, private insults, insider innuendo, political manifestos, hair styling tips and/or gossip) without the expressed written consent of the commissioner is strictly prohibited. Please read and agree to the User Consent Form. And, as always, remember the first rule of JournoList: there is no JournoList. EZRA KLEIN has entered the room. MATTHEW YGLESIAS has entered the room. ERIC BOEHLERT has entered the room. JOSH MARSHALL has entered the room. EZRA KLEIN: wassup MATTHEW YGLESIAS: my dick JOSH MARSHALL: lolz!!! :D EZRA KLEIN: hahahahahaha MATTHEW YGLESIAS: whos got assignmt for 1st period talking points for tomorrow JOSH MARSHALL: boehlert was supposed to get them from Mr Soros JOSH MARSHALL: boehlert??? EZRA KLEIN: yo eric where r u ERIC BOEHLERT: sorry went off to get a red bull JOSH MARSHALL: ridin tha bull ERIC ALTERMAN has entered the room. EZRA KLEIN: hey boehlert whats the assignment ERIC BOEHLERT: 3 part essay ERIC BOEHLERT: 1. Explain why unemployment report shows stimulus is working ERIC BOEHLERT: 2. link BP oil spill to teabaggers ERIC BOEHLERT: 3. spin latest Gallups JOSH MARSHALL: crap crap crap and I have a lab assignment for global warming due ERIC ALTERMAN: o fack me looks like an all niter ERIC BOEHLERT: thats why i got the red bull EZRA KLEIN: no prob I totally got the answer key JOSH MARSHALL: awesome!!! how did u get it??? EZRA KLEIN: I stayed after class and cleaned board for Mr Krugman EZRA KLEIN: he left it on his desk EZRA KLEIN: I actually think he wanted me to crib it MATTHEW YGLESIAS: I wish all the teachers were as cool as Mr Krugman ERIC ALTERMAN: tru dat SPENCER ACKERMAN has entered the room. EZRA KLEIN: yo attackerman whatup homeslice SPENCER ACKERMAN: hard out here 4 a gangsta SPENCER ACKERMAN: who's got TP assgmt EZRA KLEIN: ill txt u JOSH MARSHALL: hey has anybody seen weigel?? he's usually here by now EZRA KLEIN: idk thats weird i saw him at 2nd period editorial and he said he be here MATTHEW YGLESIAS: does anybody else think Mr Krugman is kind of cute? ;) JOSH MARSHALL: eeeewww gross MATTHEW YGLESIAS: i mean 4 an old guy JOSH MARSHALL: maybe,,, but he always has chunks of food in beard and his eyes are kinda crazy EZRA KLEIN: idk, I think they're kinda penetrating and intense like Robert Pattinson SPENCER ACKERMAN: omg omg I <3 robert!!!!="">3> SPENCER ACKERMAN: he is so dark and brooding & intense ERIC BOEHLERT: omg ik what u mean <3 robert!!!="">3> EZRA KLEIN: whos going to Twilight Friday??? ERIC BOEHLERT: me JOSH MARSHALL: me too ERIC ALTERMAN: me 3 MATTHEW YGLESIAS: me 3 ERIC ALTERMAN: lol gmta EZRA KLEIN: i cant i got grounded ERIC BOEHLERT: wtf??? why??? EZRA KLEIN: got busted for plagiarizing ACORN press release JOSH MARSHALL: that sux! cant you get out of it??? EZRA KLEIN: i tried EZRA KLEIN: i promised to write a free review for the WaPo movie section and everything EZRA KLEIN: sometimes my editors are complete monsters ERIC BOEHLERT: dont worry Ezra, we'll bring back a Robert Pattison poster 4 u EZRA KLEIN: thx I luv u guys EZRA KLEIN: just dont tell me any plot spoilerz i am going next week when my grounding is over JOSH MARSHALL: hey matt ask your mom if she can drop us off at the mall AMC at 7 MATTHEW YGLESIAS: ok MATTHEW YGLESIAS: i just hope we dont run into olbermann EZRA KLEIN: eeewww JOSH MARSHALL: ewww ERIC BOEHLERT: eeeewww EZRA KLEIN: FIRST! MATTHEW YGLESIAS: that guy is kinda creepy EZRA KLEIN: ya,, isnt he kinda old to be hanging around chat rooms and mall theaters ERIC BOEHLERT: did he ever offer u a ride in his van? JOSH MARSHALL: ya, like yesterday EZRA KLEIN: im thinking about growing my hair out like justin bieber MATTHEW YGLESIAS: omg u totally should it would look so cute on u ERIC BOEHLERT: ita,,, justin rox EZRA KLEIN: thats what i thought but it idk how he gets bangs to lay flat like that DAVE WEIGEL has entered the room. JOSH MARSHALL: yo weigs where u been ERIC BOEHLERT: zup homo DAVE WEIGEL: fuck!!!! DAVE WEIGEL: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MATTHEW YGLESIAS: ???? DAVE WEIGEL: I m totally totally screwed MATTHEW YGLESIAS: ???? DAVE WEIGEL: some azzhole has been leaking transcripts from Journolist again and emailed to my editors EZRA KLEIN: wtf??? DAVE WEIGEL: ya... ALL the stuff DAVE WEIGEL: ezra u stupid fuck u said this chatroom was off the record EZRA KLEIN: omg sorry idk what happened,,, i made everybody swear pinky oath DAVE WEIGEL: a lot of good that does me now, they have all the shit i wrote about the teabaggers even the pictures i posted MATTHEW YGLESIAS: how bad can it be?? DAVE WEIGEL: this bad MATTHEW YGLESIAS: holy crap SPENCER ACKERMAN: I thought you were using ProActiv DAVE WEIGEL: i signed up for the 3 month trial but got the refund DAVE WEIGEL: if u think this is bad u should see me now, stress REALLY makes me break out DAVE WEIGEL: omg when this gets out i m going to lose my column and get expelled,,, 4 years of J school down the drain, stupid fucking teabagger ratfuckers EZRA KLEIN: omg dude i m so sorry DAVE WEIGEL: no more DC parties and ill have to move back in with my parents DAVE WEIGEL: they already bitch all the time about the $150 grand they spent on my degree MATTHEW YGLESIAS: holy crap ezra you have to nuke the site NOW & erase the archives ERIC BOEHLERT: ya before that Breitbart asshole starts sniffing around EZRA KLEIN: ok ok ok i'll do it tonite EZRA KLEIN: what i cant figure out is who is the ratfucker who is leaking this KEITH OLBERMANN has entered the room. KEITH OLBERMANN: hello, youngsters! How are my favorite aspiring Edward R. Murrows? EZRA KLEIN: um hi ERIC BOEHLERT: hey KEITH OLBERMANN: I can't tell you how shocked and appalled to hear that there may have been some kind of compromising leak of off-the-record conversations from Journolist, involving David Weigel. Is this true, David? DAVE WEIGEL: ya i guess so KEITH OLBERMANN: I can only imagine the career damaging consequences of such a terrible breach of journalistic confidentiality! I suspect that your job at the Post is in serious jeopardy. DAVE WEIGEL: look man can u come back later? KEITH OLBERMANN: I'm only here to give you my help, David. Sensing your plight I asked my producers at MSNBC to offer you a recurring job as a contributor on Countdown. DAVE WEIGEL: srsly?? KEITH OLBERMANN: Absolutely! And at the same pay. All you have to do now is tender your resignation at the Post before they have a chance to fire you, and we'll have you on the air as soon as we can locate a makeup technician skilled in your condition. DAVE WEIGEL: wow keith! what can i do to thnk u? KEITH OLBERMANN: Oh, I'm sure it will all work out splendidly. I'll drop by in my van to pick you up tomorrow at 11 pm sharp. EZRA KLEIN: gee Keith ur really a pretty good guy after all KEITH OLBERMANN: Don't mention it, lads. Say, would any of you boys care to join me over at Chatroulette tonight? SPENCER ACKERMAN has left the room MATTHEW YGLESIAS has left the room. ERIC ALTERMAN has left the room. JOSH MARSHALL has left the room. DAVE WEIGEL has left the room. ERIC BOEHLERT has left the room. EZRA KLEIN has left the room. KEITH OLBERMANN: hello?