TV Host Slams Pretentious Piers Morgan: 'You Can Suck My A**' Piers Morgan “You interviewed me last year on my anniversary, which just proves one thing really, Well, it proves two things.” Chelsea Handler “Let me guess: that you’re a better interviewer then I am,” Piers Morgan “That’s where I was going, yes,” Chelsea Handler “I’m not pretending to be a great interviewer, I’m not even pretending to be good at my job.” Piers Morgan “Both things clearly apparent today, But I can help you,” Chelsea Handler “You can suck my ass,”