Dennis Miller Cracks on Jay Carney's Facial Hair On FNC’s “The O’Reilly Factor” on Wednesday night, comedian and show regular Dennis Miller commented on White House press secretary Jay Carney’s new facial hair (emphasis added): “Well Billy, I would say this -- he has been acting as a beard for this president for five years. Why not grow one, OK? At this point why don't you put a pedometer on them to measure how pedantic he is? This guy blows more smoke than a Rastafarian death rattle. And like I said, that whole pressroom has turned into men staring at goes blaming other goats, alright?