Smartest President Ever: Obama Tells Supporters To Get Medical Help From 'Paralegals' Obama "Now, before I finish, can I say, by the way, that some of you have been standing for a while and I see a couple folks slumping down a little bit. Make sure you're drinking water. Bend your knees. Don't stand up too straight. The paralegals will be -- the paralegals? You don't need lawyers. The paramedics will be coming by, so just give folks a little bit of room, they'll be fine. This happens at every event."