"Bang The Frum Slowly"
Not to toot my own horn, here, but I got 1st runner up with that title in an IOTW contest a few years ago. "One Letter Change Movies" generated over 500 entries, and the great Iowahawk himself was the judge.
Bang the Frum Slowly: Conservative pundits take turns verbally pummeling a whiny, RINO D-bag.
It's happening in real time - on the first day of the Conversation!