Heartwarming education news from America’s most exclusive institution of higher learning: 125 Harvard students have been implicated for cheating on a class exam, leading to the expulsion of as many as 60. And, to the astonishment of absolutely nobody, the class was…
wait for it…
“Introduction to Congress.” *rimshot*
No word on whether those expelled will be allowed to keep their letterman sweaters and ‘Veritas’ pennants. To paraphrase Faber College’s favorite campus prankster, “$250,000 in tuition down the drain.”
Take us to the bridge, Tom Lehrer!
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