Attached Disclaimer: Equal OPPORTUNITY Employer

In response to Help Wanted: TO SELL FREEDOM:

We don’t care about your GENDER, RELIGION, SOCIOECONOMIC STATUS, SEXUALITY, OR COMPLETE LACK OF SEXUALITY; YOUR DRUNK MOTHER, YOUR ABUSIVE FATHER, YOUR LIBERALIZED UPBRINGING IN GHETTOS, TRAILER PARKS, CONDOS, OR HOUSES IN THE SUBURBS; YOUR BROKEN ENNGLISH (SPANGLISH, EBONICS, OR REDNECK); YOUR WEIGHT, YOUR SMOKING STATUS, OR SODA CONSUMPTION; YOUR CREDIT SCORE, YOUR UNION MEMBER STATUS, or WHETHER YOU HAVE A GUN IN YOUR HOUSE.

EQUAL MEANS EQUAL!

Our Philosophy

Equal OPPORTUNITY doesn’t mean Equal Results.  Cause I can’t rhyme like Jay doesn’t make it Jay’s fault.