Coke =/= Water
Ain't nothing funny about a president doing more coke & weed than Stacy Keach in a Cheech & Chong movie. If anything, that humanizes him, and makes him Just Like You.*
Now, water -- so weird. So Not Like You.**
* When Democrats do blow & shag interns it makes them Just Like You, the American voter. Gives them layers.
** When Republicans "do an little agua" it's just weird & wrong, and Not Like You. #p2 said so.