Our ever-reliable electric cars
Oh, let us not quibble so fiercely about precisely when our six-figure heavily subsidized electric cars will drop dead on us, Mr. Sexton! Let's just sit back and enjoy our "transformation" into a "sustainable" world where nobody moves around much more than a typical medieval peasant. The algae-mobiles Obama promised us will probably work a lot better. Today, Mayor Bloomberg mandates more electric-car charging stations in New York City; tomorrow he'll mandate a dirty bathtub be kept in every parking lot, for easy algae refueling.
Reliable transportation is one of those planet-mauling First World extravagances that we should learn to live without! Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a Carnival cruise liner to catch.