I Don't Give a Poop
I agree. It's usually the ship's employees that sh*t out of luck because they are the ones sleeping way down in the bowels of the ship. And what about all of those passengers who had high hopes of winning a game of 'Craps' or two? Chances are they would have probably gotten the poop beat out of them at the Black Jack table first.
At least the top deck was open, and worried parents could just 'drop the kids off at the pool' prior to having to completely abandon their living quarters, and tent up on the top deck.
Man, I'm all pooped out, going to bed now.
Btw, can we use the word 'crap' in 'The Conversation?'