Surviving Football Withdrawal Syndrome
Hey, we've got Michelle Obama's mom-dancing to keep us entertained until next football season, while her husband captivates America with his golfing adventures. Joe Biden has shotgun sports under control until the boss resumes his frequent skeet shooting at Camp David.
Also, you can enjoy Sequestration Rules Football, in which you run three yards and declare a touchdown. And you can thrill to the spectacle of Chuck Hagel backpedaling at Olympic speeds.