Is "fake but accurate" available as a re-classification for the Oscar boobs rant?
Hey, it's all worthwhile because you got to use the word "mortifying" numerous times. I love that word.
It all reminds me of the finale of "Team America" where they were battling Susan Sarandon (if I remember correctly.) "Watch out! She's using acting on you!"
And of course, it's always possible that the actresses involved were in on it, and somewhat mortified, at least until a review of their bank accounts restored their self-esteem. (Update: Take it away, Jamie Lee Curtis...)