May I Offer You A Bald Comb?
You can pick one of these babies up for $2.95 at Lamberts, ("only home of the throwed rolls") in Ozark, Missouri. There are bald brushes, too (same low price!). I used to get them at Ozarkland, a tourist trap wonderful souvenir shop off I-70 between Columbia, Missouri, and St. Louis, but I haven't seen them, there, lately.
I need to get another one - for some reason, my husband keeps losing his bald combs.