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A Day in the Life of Someone with 'Internet Disorder'

In response to 'Internet Disorder' to Be Added to the DSM-V:

First thought, does "troll" now become the "t-word" and can't be used in a disparaging way? 

So, here's what I imagine to be a day in the life of someone with "Internet Disorder":

10 a.m. Wake up

10:15 a.m. Go to TMZ, Perez Hilton and Daily Mail.  Comment on all celebrity stories that you've never heard of the subject of the story or that subject is skank or crack whore or gay.

11:00 a.m. Go to political news sites.  Make disparaging comments about articles' subjects.  Use stupid made-up names likes Breitfart, RePUGlicans and Moochelle.

12:00 p.m. Eat lunch, while commenting on Food Network recipes that Guy Fieri is a d-bag, Paula Deen is orange and Giada de Laurentis is hot.

1:00 p.m. Check mail for disability check, as 'Internet Disorder' is sure to be covered.

2:00 p.m. Go on Twitter.  Tell random celebrities they are stupid. 

3:00 p.m. Stay on Twitter.  Tell random celebrities it's your birthday and to please retweet you.

4:00 p.m. Go on Facebook.  Write 3 paragraph comments on acquaintances' links to political stories.  Be sure comments don't have anything to do with link.

5:00 p.m. Ask mom what's for dinner.


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