Shouldn't that be, 'Canada, meet Aunt Maret?'
In your FACE, Toronto. We got Uncle Ruslan. You got Auntie Nutjob.
Ruslan and Maret would make quite a pair. I initially thought of relaunching "Crossfire" with them as the hosts, but instead I think they should take over the Mulder and Scully roles in a reboot of "The X-Files."
AGENT RUSLAN MULDER: These losers are aliens from space. I have proof.
AGENT MARET SCULLY: Proof? You say that is proof? Is FAKE. Anyone can see photo is doctored. I am lawyer, I must have better evidence than this for such outrageous allegations.