A Man's Trouser Snake is Bitten by A Real Snake
You just can't make this up. An Israeli man had his manhood bitten by a non-venomous snake, while sitting on "the throne."
It’s scary. It’s gross. And it ought to reinforce the habit of, you know, taking a second to scan the toilet bowl before you sit upon it.
At least that’s what a 35-year-old man is probably wishing he did after getting bitten on the penis by a snake that allegedly slithered out of a toilet at his parent’s home in northern Israel.
The Times of Israel quotes a report from Israel’s Channel 10: “While sitting on the john, he was rudely and painfully interrupted when a snake appeared and bit his penis. The victim ‘ran from the room in horror’ and went to Haifa’s Rambam Medical Center for treatment.”-Blaze