Daniel J. Flynn

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If You Burn It, They Won’t Come

The Baltimore Orioles play the Chicago White Sox in an empty Camden Yards today. The looters took baseball away along with bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 and rolls of Charmin. If you build it, they will come. If you burn it, they won’t.

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Bruce Jenner and the Pronoun Police

Right after witnessing the final act of a Shakespearean tragedy in a Massachusetts courtroom, sports fans rubberneck a Shakespearean comedy on primetime television, atop checkout-line tabloids, and in every other place where gawkers go for gossip. Whereas Aaron Hernandez played Iago to Odin Lloyd, Bruce Jenner plays Rosalind to Diane Sawyer. None dare call him Ganymede.

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CHW @ BAL PPD (Riot)

The Baltimore Orioles postponed their game with the Chicago White Sox because of not rain but riot yesterday. The forecast calls for more of the same tonight.

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The Man Who Was Not There: Tom Brady Leaves Barack Obama Guessing

Tom Brady didn’t exactly pull a Tim Thomas, the Boston Bruins goalie who justified staying home on a team White House visit by saying “the Federal government has grown out of control, threatening the Rights, Liberties, and Property of the People.” That doesn’t mean the president’s friends, and his foes, don’t interpret the Patriots quarterback’s absence from the White House on Thursday as a snub fueled by racism, ideology, or some other loathsome tic.

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