
If there’s one overarching theme you can stamp all over the ass of this exiting year, it’s denial. We saw experts denying political phenomena, politicians denying apocalyptic threats, activists denying facts (replaced by mob-approved figments), students denying their own adulthood, in favor of infantile regression. In sum, 2015 was a horrible year, mainly because we denied what was making it so horrible.
by Greg Gutfeld28 Dec 2015, 12:52 PM PST0

If our lack of attention and ambivalence forbids us from obsessing over one horrific crime for at least 48 hours, how can we actually convince a country to fight an existential threat responsible for that horrific crime?
by Greg Gutfeld14 Dec 2015, 9:35 AM PST0

Self-defense is not an option to choose among other hobbies – but a responsibility you must embrace for the preservation of your family, and society – the world, even.
by Greg Gutfeld30 Nov 2015, 9:30 AM PST0

Donald Trump’s hosting gig was neither a big win or a horrible loss for DT–which ultimately makes it a victory for him. Some thoughts:
by Greg Gutfeld8 Nov 2015, 7:41 AM PST0

As you read this, I will be on a bus somewhere between PA and Ohio hawking a book. I can’t use the bus toilet (we aren’t allowed), which pretty much negates the principle of a bus toilet. Instead we use the Cracker Barrel Restroom, which happens to be the name of my next metal band.
by Greg Gutfeld2 Nov 2015, 8:48 AM PST0

1. HILLARY WILL INITIALLY LAUGH LIKE A DRUNKEN FAIRGROUND HARLEQUIN But it will be followed by an awkward silence, then she will address the moderator with a canned statement, and the world yawns. It won’t work, for anyone. 2. JIM
by Greg Gutfeld13 Oct 2015, 3:00 AM PST0

Since, like most people these days, I only watch a show in one multi-hour clump of multiple episodes, head resting on a folded pillow, eating dark chocolate almonds under the false assumption they’re healthier (the almonds fill up space where the chocolate is, I tell my wife), I finally caught up with the entire season of the Jim Gaffigan Show.
by Greg Gutfeld28 Sep 2015, 7:02 AM PST0

Let’s begin with the late Andrew Breitbart’s often repeated quote: Politics is downstream from culture. Meaning, culture influences politics, not the reverse – and until conservatives figure out a way to take the culture back from the left, we cannot win.
by Greg Gutfeld21 Sep 2015, 11:24 AM PST0

On Monday, a lowly cable network known for bleeding viewers had a talking head on that remarked on the “enormity” of grief that followed the murder of a white Texas deputy by a black dude in a gas station.
by Greg Gutfeld2 Sep 2015, 1:39 PM PST0

We’re all a**holes. I’ve just decided to do it in public, while you do it – mostly – at home. You, Gutfeld – are an a**hole, too. Admit it, as you write this very sentence. You. Are. An. A**hole. I’ve met you and your wife. I honestly do not know how she puts up with you. She’s a great gal. Fabulous. What she’s doing with you, an aging dwarf – astounds me. Seriously, have her call me.
by Greg Gutfeld12 Aug 2015, 7:46 PM PST0

Because it’s summer, and you’re supposed to spend a fair portion of it sweating under the blinding sun, devouring antiquated things called books – I figure I’d offer you my reading list so far. But instead of writing typical reviews for these following five tomes, I’m just gunna tell you what each book made me think about, and why.
by Greg Gutfeld8 Aug 2015, 6:00 AM PST0

Greg Gutfeld reveals his scorecard for the first Republican presidential debates.
by Greg Gutfeld7 Aug 2015, 10:13 AM PST0

Note: I consider Donald a pal. That’s why I’m critical of him.
by Greg Gutfeld21 Jul 2015, 10:36 AM PST0

Many disadvantages come with being a rightie.
by Greg Gutfeld6 Jul 2015, 11:20 AM PST0

On a sunny day, in lower Manhattan, we heard the cries of a man who appeared in anguish.
by Greg Gutfeld15 Jun 2015, 12:22 PM PST0

The reviews of their first album in about 17 years have been frustratingly predictable. They break down in this manner:
by Greg Gutfeld27 May 2015, 3:34 PM PST0

When someone has a skewed sense of their body, experts say she suffers from a dysmorphic disorder.
by Greg Gutfeld18 May 2015, 10:26 AM PST0

GREG GUTFELD: SINCE THIS IS YOUR FIRST BOOK, HOW TERRIFIED WERE YOU OF FAILING MISERABLY (I HAVE READ THE BOOK ALREADY, AND KNOW THAT IT’S REALLY GREAT, AND WILL SELL TONS). HOW DID YOU PLAN IT OUT? WAS IT HARD TO GET STARTED?
by Greg Gutfeld27 Apr 2015, 2:10 PM PST0

Could Jeffrey Ross save the world?
by Greg Gutfeld16 Apr 2015, 1:30 PM PST0

I was once a self-conscious conservative. It’s nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, it’s a natural part of believing in something, or anything, worth believing in.
by Greg Gutfeld2 Apr 2015, 1:05 PM PST0

As South by Southwest terminates in its usual glut of pudgy arm tattoos, over priced craft beer, and beta male posturing, I must wonder, how do bands get popular these days?
by Greg Gutfeld23 Mar 2015, 12:04 PM PST0

The title of this piece is exactly what I said, when a coworker reacted with surprise about my recent exit from the wonderful show, Redeye. I said, “it’s the end of an error,” when of course, I meant, “era.”
by Greg Gutfeld2 Mar 2015, 11:38 AM PST0

A lot of people have written about New York Times guy David Carr, who died last week.
by Greg Gutfeld16 Feb 2015, 5:03 PM PST0

I noticed it first when a person said to me, “I used to like your work, until you said X.” The “X” could have been a joke or comment about pets or musicians — but for the offended, it was enough for them to disown their previous opinions of me forever.
by Greg Gutfeld9 Feb 2015, 2:45 PM PST0

I’m three weeks late with this column, which was simply intended to list my choices for the best songs of 2014. I do this every year, and I look forward to it – but I figured this time I would address why I
by Greg Gutfeld20 Jan 2015, 12:37 PM PST0