Greg Gutfeld

[Ed. Note: Andrew Breitbart appears on “RedEye” tonight.] So true to character, Maureen Dowd weighed in on the election, and got it wrong. See, she believes the vote wasn’t about Obama, it was about gullible voters. She writes that Republicans

So late last night, I stumbled onto Joe Scarborough’s column on Politico, calling for a “higher level of debate.” There, he built a condo in Jon Stewart’s butt, saluting the comedian’s attempt to challenge “extremists of all stripes.” He swoons,

So the Rally to Restore Sanity was good, clean, hip fun. And, probably, unnecessary. Which is why I did something necessary after watching it for thirty minutes: I hit the gym, and worked on the quads. They look great, btw.

So in the last few days, Obama has met with a group of lefty bloggers, and hit the Daily Show. At a time when most of the country is deeply dissatisfied with Captain Perfect, he’s done what most men do.

So apparently New York City is proposing new criteria for would-be gun-owners – banning folks from having weapons if they happen to be lousy drivers, been fired from a job due to bad character, or in possession of serious debt.

So along with Jon Stewart’s rally happening this Saturday, there will be a smaller group of people planning to march – they being young federal employees fed up with their reputations as loafers and losers. Organizers call it the “Government

So I’ve been working on a book proposal, but going nowhere. I start the thing, then I stop. Instead of loafing around- I move into a more deceptive realm: I pretend to do something. In the old days, this was

So, many people are calling for the de-funding of NPR. After all, why should Americans have to pay for something that’s so fundamentally anti-American? Let’s face it: they didn’t fire Juan Williams for expressing an independent opinion, they fired Juan

So, NPR canned Juan Williams (yeah, like I wasn’t gunna do this story). If you aren’t familiar with NPR, simply imagine yourself, on a bus, sitting next to Judd Hirsch. Anyway, it’s all due to comments Juan made on the

If there’s one word I’m sick of these days, it’s “outreach.” It’s always used in sentences and leaflets that imply the general public isn’t doing enough to “reach out” to specific groups – whether they be differentiated by sexual orientation,

So it’s a fracas in France, with protesters throwing stones and smashing windows. Oil workers and garbage men are striking, causing a shortage of fuel, but no shortage of trash. Let’s go to a protester, teacher Lidwine Mure, to explain:

So according to Maureen Dowd, we’re seeing a rising tide of vicious bullying this political season – the kind you might see in high school, when “teenage tormentors” would “spread rumors that you were pregnant.” Oh how I hated that.

So, according to someone who “auditioned” for Barack Obama’s town hall on MTV, Thursday afternoon, the organizers wanted “light” questions (i.e. softballs). This fact came from Nick Seaver, writing at the liberal AMERICAblog, who failed at his casting call because

So Campus Progress – whatever that is – released a new video featuring college students, naked, whining about lack of health care. It’ll tickle the back of your throat: —– So let me get this straight: you’re young, healthy and

—– Tonight! Monica Crowley, Brooke Goldstein, Terry Schappert and… My mom.

So, in a blinding feat of profound wussiness, the Washington Post removed the October 3rd “Non Sequitur” cartoon from its rag. The reason? It mentioned Muhammad. Let me repeat: it was yanked because it “mentioned” – not showed – Muhammad.

So MTV is holding a “townhall” for President Obama on Oct. 14, at 4 p.m. in Washington, D.C. In this case, a town hall is short-hand for “an event where annoying questions are asked by unemployed hipsters with vintage t-shirts

So two nights ago CNN launched the chat show Parker/Spitzer, starring turgid gargoyle Eliot Spitzer and grinning rom-con Kathleen Parker. In it, former cokehead Aaron Sorkin, to the delight of both hosts, called Sarah Palin an “idiot.” Here it is,

So Moe Tucker is a tea partier. If you don’t know her, she was the drummer for the hippest band of all time, the Velvet Underground – managed by Andy Warhol and home to Lou Reed, Nico and John Cale.

[youtube d4jzEIjTNVM nolink] —– Tonight: …the delish with the dish: Jill Dobson …the dude with the brains and the hair: Reason’s Nick Gillespie! …the funniest guy in Rochester: Jamie Lissow!

So, according to scientists, conservationists have been pumping up the number of extinct species – and that a third of all missing critters in recent centuries are still alive and pooping. According to one pointy-head, of the 187 mammal species

So President Obama was just interviewed in Rolling Stone magazine, that thinning pamphlet for our country’s dwindling supply of pony-tailed pensioners. (AARP skews younger.) When asked about Fox News, this is what our Commander-in-chief had to say. I think Fox

Well, it’s a story as sordid as it is sordid. Which is sordid. Bishop Eddie Long, the well known mega-church pastor, has been accused by two young men from his church of forcing them into private “covenants” involving gay sex.