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'Absorb': Obama Has a Dukakis Moment

So here’s something a little weird. According to a new book by famed reporter Bob Woodward, called “Obama’s Wars,” when warned by advisers of another terror attack threat on U.S. soil, our President said that our country could “absorb” it.

The Oxymoron of Campus Tolerance

So at Palm Beach State College last week, an administrator kicked the conservative group, Young Americans for Freedom, out of some event. The ejector, Olivia Morris Ford, claims she didn’t recall giving the scamps permission to be there. But the

Christine O'Donnell Opposes Porn, MSM Screams Extreme

So Sarah Palin and Jim DeMint endorsed Christine O’Donnell in the Delaware Republican primary. Some folks called this idiotic, because O’Donnell is a fringe candidate endorsed by Tea Partiers. And maybe, she has problems. The financial stuff’s been reported everywhere:

The Astounding Bravery In Condemning the Wacky Pastor

The Vatican calls it “outrageous.” Hillary called it “disgraceful.” Eric Holder smeared it as “idiotic.” And the NYPD called it “dangerous.” No, those strong words are not about my new mesh thong ( I’m only giving the people what they

Al Gore's Toxic School: Not the Definition of Irony

So you may have heard that school officials have named an L.A. school after two greenies: Al Gore, and Rachel Carson, the dead author known for birthing the modern environmental movement. The public school costs nearly 80 million bucks, and

Chris Matthews: From Leg Tingle to 'Pluperfect'

So here are some poll numbers that should scare the low-waisted chaps off Democrats. By a 50-42 margin, Ohio voters say they’d rather have George W. Bush as President right now than Barack Obama. Also, among voters in Gallup weekly

Every Ground Zero Mosque Opponent is a Bigot?

So today I got a press release from something called Faith in Public Life. It begins: As hateful rhetoric and fear-mongering about the Park51 Islamic Center in lower Manhattan creates a growing climate of hate and violence toward American Muslims,

Obama Buys Shrimp, Putin Harpoons Whales

So roughly eight years ago, as President Bush was getting ready to golf, reporters peppered him with questions about suicide bombings in Israel. Holding his driver, the President said, “There are a few killers who want to stop the peace

The Religion Called Tolerance

So AP writer Allen Breed begins his recent mosque piece by defining the word, “tolerance.” It’s a traditional rhetorical device, one learned back in sixth grade while plagiarizing the Encyclopedia Britannica. His piece focuses on religion, of course, – but

In Which I Link Dr. Laura to the Ground Zero Mosque

So Laura Schlessinger is quitting radio, in order to regain her First Amendment Rights. This, after using the N-word repeatedly while arguing with a black woman on her show. Schlessinger apologized, but now says she’s leaving. Now I don’t get

Of Mosques and Morons and Norah O'Donnell

So on last night’s show, we discussed the Ground Zero mosque’s Twitter account. After releasing some mildly sarcastic tweets, the mosque developers announced they were dumping “the interns” on the account, and bringing in “a new team.” Didn’t know you

When Muslims Make Fun of the Amish

So last night on the show, Andy Levy pointed out that the person representing the Ground Zero mosque on Twitter made a few jabs at the Amish. This is what the Tweeter tweeted: Amish saying stop Muslims?1. What are you

Obama's Mickey Mosque Club

So last week President Obama backed the Ground Zero mosque – a reflection, he says, of our commitment to religious tolerance. But later he barfed… “I was not commenting and I will not comment on the wisdom of making the