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Where Did All the Grown Men Go?

So New Hampshire State Rep. Timothy Horrigan has stepped down after posting on Facebook that a dead Sarah Palin is “more dangerous than a live one.” Because he’s stupid, he added: “if she was dead, she cldn’t [sic] commit any

Mosque-eteers and Fox News Fears

So, as you know, New York Gov. David Paterson offered state property to the developers of the mosque near Ground Zero. While Paterson wasn’t against a mosque just a few blocks from where thousands died, he realized it might be

Investment Opportunity: My Ground Zero Islamic Gay Bar

So, the Muslim investors championing the construction of the new mosque near Ground Zero claim it’s all about strengthening the relationship between the Muslim and non-Muslim world. As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque

Another Sailboat, Another Selfish Teenager

So at age 14, Dutch lass Laura Decker has just won a legal battle against child protection authorities to let her sail around the globe by her lonesome. Now, you could say “kids do the most amazing things,” or “when

Ground Zero Mosque: Russell Simmons Fears Debate

So at that bug lamp for bozos known as the Huffington Post, media mogul Russell Simmons says opposition to the mosque being built near Ground Zero amounts to bigotry, or more specifically, Islamophobia. He writes: …in my backyard, I have

WikiLeaks Won't WikiLeak on Themselves

So, you know what’s been keeping me up at night? My vertical sleeping bag. But also, Wikileaks. Defense Secretary Robert Gates says WikiLeaks is “morally” guilty for putting lives in danger – by exposing Afghan contacts, our intelligence methods, and

Putting the Volt In Revolting

So, do you need proof that the American car industry is a goner? Or that America, as a force for what’s awesome and cool, is dead? Or, that the generation that is “twee,” has claimed victory? Behold GM’s official dance

Drug Felons & Eternal Unemployment Benefits

So last week, in the Rose Garden, President Obama paraded out three jobless folks, using their plight to implore Congress to extend unemployment benefits. One of them was a delightful woman named Leslie Macko. Here’s what he said about her.

California: A State of (Troubled) Mind

So a new survey reports that one in five Californians need help for a mental or emotional issue. Seems low, if you ask me. I mean – this is California, home to Sean Penn, Mel Gibson and the Oakland Raiders.

Wikileaks: Enemies of the State

So as you know, Wikileaks has posted a crapload of secret military reports about the Afghan war, including covert operations against Taliban figures. They claim their goal is to reveal “unethical behavior,” by the government and corporations. On their website

Daily Gut: Racism Revisited, Revised, Regurgitated

(this is Wednesday’s Gregalogue, updated for tonight, with more fun stuff!) In my opinion, the story of Shirley Sherrod isn’t about racism, but accusations of racism. If someone says they aren’t racist, and minus physical evidence to the contrary, you

JournoList: The View from 'Red Eye'

So, thanks to the Daily Caller, more emails are emerging from “Journolist,” that secret list of liberal media hacks – and guess what, they’re about Sarah Palin. And surprise: they aren’t positive! First, they focused on how the media could

Daily Gut: When JournoList Attacks

So, thanks to the Daily Caller, more emails are emerging from “Journolist,” that secret list of liberal media hacks – and guess what, they’re about Sarah Palin. And surprise: they aren’t positive! First, they focused on how the media could

Daily Gut: Racism, Racism, Racism

In my opinion, the story of Shirley Sherrod isn’t about racism, but accusations of racism. If someone says they aren’t racist, and without any physical evidence to the contrary, you should take them at their word. Unfortunately, we’ve seen that