Greg Gutfeld

So that weird sound you’re hearing right now is the collective hand-wringing of liberals both in government and in media, who can’t help but fret as the Great One’s poll numbers drop like an ACME safe on their enormous expectations.

So, if you watched Red Eye last night, you heard us mentioning a poll, reporting that roughly six out of ten Americans have lost faith in our Commander in Chief. Here’s liberal radio host Bill Press explaining that result. [youtube

So Republican U.S. Senate candidate Rand Paul is at it again. At a forum with Democratic opponent Jack Conway in Kentucky, Paul said America’s poor, are “enormously better off than the rest of the world.” He cited an old Russian

So the barefoot bandit was arrested Sunday, and it got me to thinking. And you know I like to think! I asked myself: Why do so many news networks romanticize a criminal, just cuz he doesn’t own any shoes? And

So Ringo Starr turned 170 yesterday, and marked it by babbling. He said we should all initiate our afternoons with a global “peace and love” moment. He says it would be fab for folks from all over the world (which

So earlier this week, a mosque was set on fire in Georgia – yet more evidence of the anti-Muslim backlash that’s sweeping the country. Tamsir Lucien Mendy At least, if you listened to The Council on American-Islamic Relations. Upon hearing

Now, a lot of people have been hard on Attorney General Eric Holder. Whether it’s his fear of calling a terrorist a terrorist, his glib attack on the Arizona immigration bill (without ever reading it), or letting armed thugs off

As most viewers know, I hate outer space. It makes me feel small – and when I think about how large it is, I get dizzy. It’s like trying to comprehend infinity: it’s beyond our ability, and an underrated Journey

So Thursday morning, President Obama desperately tried to get in front of the immigration debate – and got run over by a float he made of platitudes. So let’s get this straight: According to the President, America is the land

Watch the latest news video at video.foxnews.com —– Check out this delightful Newsbuster’s interview with yours truly (i.e., me) http://is.gd/d9WNv Tonight, another delightful group of delightful people! Comedian Joe Derosa! Commentator and wit Steven Crowder! First timer Kerry Picket! and

So Dwight Armstrong died last week. He was an asshole who planted a bomb made of jet fuel near a lab at the University of Wisconsin back in 1970. The bomb killed a young teacher named Robert Fasnacht, who had

So, in that Rolling Stone piece that brought down General McCrystal, the writer spent three weeks with the troops. What did he find? Trash talk directed at bureaucrats. Yeah, I know. Here’s a fact: if someone followed me around for

So last month I told you about The Center for Science in the Public Interest – the soulless scolds who believe all food should taste like pottery. Today, they’re threatening to sue McDonald’s for enticing kids with toys. They call

[youtube M2XRsMiNxh0 nolink] —– Just got dismissed from jury duty. Lawyer felt that I would be inclined to favor my opinion over others. by agreeing with him, I proved him wrong – but also got myself excused. Later, I removed

—– Sorry, I’ve been away. Was in Los Angeles doing some media hits for the book, but now I am saddled with jury duty, which is what I’m doing today, and tomorrow. I hope I am able to do the

[youtube eHpvCKo61Nc nolink] —– Tonight… Steven Crowder guest hosts Red Eye.

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So, as you know, Chatroulette is a website that instantly hooks up strangers for online yakfests. Visitors – which there are millions, daily – come there to talk about crap, and then bolt when they lose interest. This amazing new

So, the BP oil spill bums me out, but for reasons that have nothing to do with oily pelicans. It depresses me because the spill is harming the Obama Administration, when really, it hasn’t done much of anything, wrong. True,

[youtube axP1HwTiQY8 nolink] —– Tonight, a great lineup, for like the millionth day in a row! Dana Vachon (crazy) Paul Mecurio (funny) Remi Spencer (gorgeous) Lee Child (brilliant)

So yesterday, I got a press release from Korn – the band, not the yellow vegetable – claiming they were going to boycott BP fuel during their summer tour. They said they were “motivated” by the disaster, and wouldn’t be

So, despite high unemployment, a crappy economy, and double-digit inflation affecting the cost of therapeutic massage, recent college grads aren’t sweating it. Nope, according to the National Association of Colleges and Employers (losers), 41 percent of job seekers this year

[youtube CIQnoyEFVps nolink] —– Tonight, the great John Gibson, the lovely Brooke Goldstein, the always brilliant Jonathan Hoenig, and the spectacular thriller writer, Lee Child!