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Daily Gut: A Nation of Hall Monitors

So, as usual, I was at the gym straddling the stairclimber (Sven, he’s Dutch) watching CNN against my choice, when the network reported some seemingly positive news: apparently the U.S. just saw the biggest gain in employment in a decade!

Daily Gut: Bush Says He'd Waterboard Again

So President Bush came out of hibernation, to attend something called the Economic Club, in Grand Rapids, Michigan. There he defended his use of waterboarding, and said he’d do it again in a heartbeat. “Yeah, we water-boarded Khalid Sheikh Mohammed,”

Daily Gut: Empathy for Empathy

So according to new research, today’s college students are 40 percent less empathetic than kids their age thirty years ago. The students are now less likely to agree with statements like, “I sometimes try to understand my friends better by

Daily Gut: The Mathematics of Terror

So I was never very good at word problems, but here’s a simple brain teaser even an idiot like me can solve. What’s worth saving: thousands of innocent people, or one evil jackass? The answer…. It’s a trick question, and

Daily Gut: Running for the Border

So Mexican President Felipe Calderon was at the White House Wednesday, where he bashed Arizona’s new immigration law, calling it discriminatory to Mexicans. The best part: when he said he wants “a border that will unite us instead of dividing

Daily Gut: God is Ted Turner

So, as usual, I was at the gym working my quads when, on the TV in front of me, Ted Turner popped up on his own network, to be interviewed by one of his own employees. The questions posed were

Daily Gut: Bonuses For Greek Boneheads

So a friend asked me to explain the whole mess in Greece, and I tried to make it simple. You know those people who keep spending money, even though they don’t have any? They have tons of crap, but their

Daily Gut: Kagan's Stance

So some gay groups are upset over a photo the Wall Street Journal ran of Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan: It was also a picture we ran on Monday. It’s of her playing softball. The beef? That the shot is

Daily Gut: The World Opines on Arizona

So, if you don’t live in Arizona, especially along the border, can you lighten up on the new immigration law? I mean, I’m not that into Arizonan’s opinions on whether taxi fares in NYC should be raised. This is the

Daily Gut: Sex and the Single Jihadist

So I spent shorty robe Sunday watching TV (in my shorty robe), witnessing many experts ride the “root causes of terrorism” merry-go-round. They expressed surprise that so many well-educated and well bred men end up trying to kill us –

Daily Gut: Larry Gatlin's 'Red Eye' Song

[youtube uqQVUozbJJI nolink] Tonight, what a fun show we have for all you fun people! David Brenner is back! FBN’s Gerri Willis! the lovely Remi Spencer! and my old boss, the American Spectator’s R. Emmett Tyrell!

Daily Gut: The MSM's Radical Islam Blind Spot

Okay, here’s my favorite headline of the day – no, make that year. Take a look-see, for yourself, see. Yes, the AP headline reads: “NY car bomb suspect cooperates, but motive mystery.” Yeah it’s only a mystery if you’re in

Daily Gut: Mayor Bloomberg Hates You

So Mayor Bloomberg proves once again that he may be the dumbest rich man in the world. First, on Monday he speculated on who might be behind the Time Square car bomb. His speculation, which is purely speculative, of course!

Daily Gut: Intolerance, Rage and Intolerant Rage

So last week, a Muslim protestor who vandalized a war memorial in England, walked free after prosecutors said his crimes weren’t religiously motivated. His actions? Spray-painting “Islam will dominate the world,” “Osama is on his way” and “kill Gordon Brown.”

Daily Gut: Boycotting the Boycotters

It’s getting worse people. Last night I told you about the SF mayor banning city employees from traveling to Arizona. But now, in a move meant to bring the state to its knees, the Montreal pop band “stars” has tweeted

Daily Gut: Gruesome Newsom Trashes Arizona

So San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom just announced a ban on official city travel to Arizona, because he claims the state’s new immigration law is “unacceptable.” Which leads me to explore what Mr. Newsom finds acceptable: Exhibit A. Turning the

Daily Gut: Obama's Race For Race

So, for this upcoming November election, here’s an idea to help restore American strength and prosperity. White middle-aged men must band together and throw the idiots out. That’s all there is to it. At least, if I follow President Obama’s

Daily Gut: Hating Arizona

So Obama deemed the new Arizona immigration bill “misguided.” Translation: he means “stupid.” See, “misguided” is a word used by people who know better than you. Calling something “misguided” is an intellectual exercise in superiority–even if they don’t call you