So, as usual, I was at the gym straddling the stairclimber (Sven, he’s Dutch) watching CNN against my choice, when the network reported some seemingly positive news: apparently the U.S. just saw the biggest gain in employment in a decade!
by Greg Gutfeld7 Jun 2010, 3:33 PM PST0
So President Bush came out of hibernation, to attend something called the Economic Club, in Grand Rapids, Michigan. There he defended his use of waterboarding, and said he’d do it again in a heartbeat. “Yeah, we water-boarded Khalid Sheikh Mohammed,”
by Greg Gutfeld4 Jun 2010, 5:17 PM PST0
You know what I do when I’m confused about an issue? I turn to Ashton Kutcher. And whatever he says – the opposite is true. (see :53 – 1:10) Click image to play Leave it to Ashton to use catastrophe
by Greg Gutfeld3 Jun 2010, 3:48 PM PST0
So, on his t.v. show last week, Bill Maher accused our President of not acting like a “real black president,” because he wasn’t carrying a piece in his pants, when dealing with BP. Check it out, check it outers: “I
by Greg Gutfeld2 Jun 2010, 5:04 PM PST0
So according to new research, today’s college students are 40 percent less empathetic than kids their age thirty years ago. The students are now less likely to agree with statements like, “I sometimes try to understand my friends better by
by Greg Gutfeld1 Jun 2010, 3:04 PM PST0
Ed. Note: This part two of Big Hollywood’s two-part excerpt exclusive from Greg Gutfeld’s new book, “The Bible of Unspeakable Truths,” which is available now. Part one is here. Leigh Scott’s review is here. Rep. Thaddeus McCotter’s review is here.
by Greg Gutfeld27 May 2010, 1:08 PM PST0
Ed. Note: Today and tomorrow Big Hollywood is running exclusive excerpts from Greg Gutfeld’s new book, “The Bible of Unspeakable Truths,” which is available now. Leigh Scott’s review is here. Rep. Thaddeus McCotter’s review is here. —– Garry Trudeau Is
by Greg Gutfeld26 May 2010, 11:19 AM PST0
[youtube 6SZLCASoCkk nolink] Tonight’s guests Brooke Goldstein! Will Durst! Carrie Keagan!
by Greg Gutfeld21 May 2010, 4:19 PM PST0
So I was never very good at word problems, but here’s a simple brain teaser even an idiot like me can solve. What’s worth saving: thousands of innocent people, or one evil jackass? The answer…. It’s a trick question, and
by Greg Gutfeld20 May 2010, 5:10 PM PST0
So Mexican President Felipe Calderon was at the White House Wednesday, where he bashed Arizona’s new immigration law, calling it discriminatory to Mexicans. The best part: when he said he wants “a border that will unite us instead of dividing
by Greg Gutfeld19 May 2010, 6:00 PM PST0
So last Wednesday, Nancy Pelosi was speaking at some DC summit, where she noted that – because of the new health-care reform law – musicians and artists could quit their jobs and pursue their dreams, because now the rest of
by Greg Gutfeld18 May 2010, 5:02 PM PST0
So, as usual, I was at the gym working my quads when, on the TV in front of me, Ted Turner popped up on his own network, to be interviewed by one of his own employees. The questions posed were
by Greg Gutfeld17 May 2010, 3:40 PM PST0
So a friend asked me to explain the whole mess in Greece, and I tried to make it simple. You know those people who keep spending money, even though they don’t have any? They have tons of crap, but their
by Greg Gutfeld13 May 2010, 3:16 PM PST0
So some gay groups are upset over a photo the Wall Street Journal ran of Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan: It was also a picture we ran on Monday. It’s of her playing softball. The beef? That the shot is
by Greg Gutfeld12 May 2010, 3:12 PM PST0
So, if you don’t live in Arizona, especially along the border, can you lighten up on the new immigration law? I mean, I’m not that into Arizonan’s opinions on whether taxi fares in NYC should be raised. This is the
by Greg Gutfeld11 May 2010, 5:03 PM PST0
So I spent shorty robe Sunday watching TV (in my shorty robe), witnessing many experts ride the “root causes of terrorism” merry-go-round. They expressed surprise that so many well-educated and well bred men end up trying to kill us –
by Greg Gutfeld10 May 2010, 3:04 PM PST0
[youtube ZPtGcg9KnVE nolink] —– Tonight we’ve got a kickass lineup: Kevin Sorbo (on the table) Andrew Breitbart (on the table) Kimberly Guilfoyle (ibid!) my mom!
by Greg Gutfeld7 May 2010, 3:04 PM PST0
[youtube uqQVUozbJJI nolink] Tonight, what a fun show we have for all you fun people! David Brenner is back! FBN’s Gerri Willis! the lovely Remi Spencer! and my old boss, the American Spectator’s R. Emmett Tyrell!
by Greg Gutfeld6 May 2010, 4:51 PM PST0
Okay, here’s my favorite headline of the day – no, make that year. Take a look-see, for yourself, see. Yes, the AP headline reads: “NY car bomb suspect cooperates, but motive mystery.” Yeah it’s only a mystery if you’re in
by Greg Gutfeld5 May 2010, 3:50 PM PST0
So Mayor Bloomberg proves once again that he may be the dumbest rich man in the world. First, on Monday he speculated on who might be behind the Time Square car bomb. His speculation, which is purely speculative, of course!
by Greg Gutfeld4 May 2010, 3:38 PM PST0
So last week, a Muslim protestor who vandalized a war memorial in England, walked free after prosecutors said his crimes weren’t religiously motivated. His actions? Spray-painting “Islam will dominate the world,” “Osama is on his way” and “kill Gordon Brown.”
by Greg Gutfeld3 May 2010, 3:13 PM PST0
It’s getting worse people. Last night I told you about the SF mayor banning city employees from traveling to Arizona. But now, in a move meant to bring the state to its knees, the Montreal pop band “stars” has tweeted
by Greg Gutfeld29 Apr 2010, 4:34 PM PST0
So San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom just announced a ban on official city travel to Arizona, because he claims the state’s new immigration law is “unacceptable.” Which leads me to explore what Mr. Newsom finds acceptable: Exhibit A. Turning the
by Greg Gutfeld28 Apr 2010, 3:54 PM PST0
So, for this upcoming November election, here’s an idea to help restore American strength and prosperity. White middle-aged men must band together and throw the idiots out. That’s all there is to it. At least, if I follow President Obama’s
by Greg Gutfeld27 Apr 2010, 3:15 PM PST0
So Obama deemed the new Arizona immigration bill “misguided.” Translation: he means “stupid.” See, “misguided” is a word used by people who know better than you. Calling something “misguided” is an intellectual exercise in superiority–even if they don’t call you
by Greg Gutfeld26 Apr 2010, 4:33 PM PST0