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Daily Gut: Naomi Campbell, a Machine of Entitlement

So in yet another chapter in the wondrous life of Naomi Campbell, she has apparently stormed off during an ABC News interview after they repeatedly asked her about a blood diamond given as a gift from former Liberian president Charles

Daily Gut: Hey PETA, This Is How to Hold a Kitten

This week, Kim Kardashian became the butt of criticism over a picture she posted of herself holding a cat, on Twitter. Apparently the oversized peach on stilts grabbed the cat by the scruff of its neck, and this raised concern

Daily Gut: The New Extremism

So President Obama faced a few hecklers yesterday, who went after him about the “Don’t ask, Don’t Tell” policy. Take a gander, gander takers: Watch the latest news video at video.foxnews.com Now I, for one, think it’s awesome to see

Daily Gut: My Response to Deepak Chopra's Son, Gotham

So, I got another letter from Deepak Chopra’s son, Gotham – regarding my response to his previous missive about my Gregalogue on his dad claiming his meditations caused a recent quake. HIS NEW letter is REALLY long, so, I’ll just

Daily Gut: Social Ineptitude Disorder

So a Pittsburgh judge is in hot water for hitting on women in his courtroom. Apparently the guy – Gerard Alonge – keeps making awkward passes at various attorneys, sometimes calling them at home and even showing up at their

Daily Gut: Infiltrating the Tea Party

So a hater of the Tea Party movement claims he plans to destroy the group, by infiltrating it and then having his cohorts act racist and homophobic. He thinks manufacturing this behavior can devastate the party’s reputation. Well, I guess

Daily Gut: The Consequences of Chicken Little

So, I’m wearing pants, which means another Rasmussen Poll has arrived. And – to echo every single hack editorial writer – it’s bound to cause a “chilling effect” among whatever needs chilling. According to the poll, 65 percent of Americans

Daily Gut: Deepak's Deep Tweets

So Deepak Chopra, otherwise known as “the dude full of poop,” has finally taken responsibility for something awful that isn’t one of his books. I am referring to Sunday’s 7.2 earthquake along the border of Mexican and the United States.

Daily Gut: A Country Full of Racists

So a new Gallup poll profiled Tea Party supporters, and found that they were all racists. I mean, by the MSNBC definition – they would be racist. After all, 79 percent of those polled were white. That’s a lot of

Daily Gut: A Comedy of Terrors

Chris Morris is a phenomenally brilliant British comedian responsible for some of the most viciously funny programs I’ve ever seen (Check out “Brass Eye” or “The Day Today,” if you don’t believe me). But now he’s coming out with a

Daily Gut: The Joy of Intolerance

So our nation’s top high school paper, USA Today, just published a big poll on all things political. The conclusion: Americans hate everything. They are, in a word, hatist. For example, the favorable rating for Democrats has dwindled to 41%

Daily Gut: Grassy Knoll? More Like the Assy Knoll

So in her most recent video for her song “Window Seat,” performer Erykah Badu removes all of her clothes while walking along the path where JFK was shot. In a way, it’s like strip poker for Oliver Stone. Offended? Not

Daily Gut: Nice People Are Dangerous

The great thing about a-holes, is you can see them coming. Whether it’s Sean Penn or Jeanine Garafalo calling you a racist or wishing you dead – their essential douchebaggery makes them easy to spot and harmless. Their inanities should

Daily Gut: The Burden of Poop

So in a recent AP column, Michael Blood says it’s up to Andrew Breitbart to prove that Tea Partiers didn’t yell the N-word in Washington last Sunday. He writes: “Conservative columnist Andrew Breitbart disputed accounts that tea party activists in

Daily Gut: Anger is a Right

So as the anger surrounding the health care bill escalates, many in the media are reporting how the anger surrounding the health care bill is escalating! Now I’ve been down this road so many times I could navigate it blindfolded

Daily Gut: People Are Bad

So two eighty-year-old sisters are suing each other over a half million in powerball prize money. They haven’t talked to each other in years, all because one sis claims they had a contract that says they would split their winnings

Daily Gut: Acorn: The Movie

So ACORN, everyone’s favorite nuthouse, finally closed its doors. I quietly mourned, just as I had when “Just Nuts” at the local mall shut down. It had 60 kinds of nuts, including the Ogbono – which isn’t really a nut,

Daily Gut: Daddy Got Us a Pony!

So what did we learn this weekend? That the health care reform bill is such a big idea that it doesn’t matter what’s in it. It’s such a big idea, in fact, that that’s all those dopes voted for –

Daily Gut: The Spurning of Chris Matthews

So yesterday on the Cartoon Network, Chris Matthews did a segment on Bret Baier’s interview with President Obama. Matthews, still suffering from Obama-erotica Syndrome, was astounded by Bret’s treatment of his Precious Prince. To make sure he got his point