Greg Gutfeld

So forget health care, the wars, the rampant unemployment. The big story in my life? Jesse James, the biker husband of Sandra Bullock, got busted cheating on the delightful, mega-rich actress. Here is a picture of Sandra Bullock: Here is

So as you know, many countries have set up camp to in Haiti help those recovering from the devastating earthquake. And at these camps, they are flying their flags. Only one country isn’t – and it’s the country that has

[youtube _wZIT3zwMOU nolink] —– Tonight, the delightful Jill Dobson! Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (R-MN)! Mediaite’s Steve Krackeur and comedian Joe DeVito! Plus the best robot theatre yet!

You know what I hate most in the world right now? If you said griffins, you’d be close. It’s actually the use of slow motion in films and television. With the exception of showing whether a catch was in or

If you ever need to a definition for “loser,” in just two simple words, I’ve got it. Howell Raines. If the name doesn’t strike you as familiar, congratulations – you’re one of the many billions of people who never read

Many moons ago I wrote about how phony environmentalists use their so-called ethical beliefs to justify arrogant and asinine behavior. Examples abound: a socialite rails against plastic bags, as she boards her private jet to eat bat testicles with a

So this week, in Texas, the State Board of Education will be making important decisions about your child’s curriculum. I say “your child,” because I have no kids – unless you count my ferrets “Captain Sparkles” and “Dangerzone.” They’re children

—— In case you didn’t catch it last night on Red Eye….Bill Maher’s intervention. Tonight’s guests! Alyson Camerota! Jamie Lissow! John Devore! and….more!

—– Tonight we’ve got Ann Coulter, S.E. Cupp, and Jim Norton. Plus robots! It shall be a fun one tonight!

Only on Red Eye, would an Olympic athlete be asked such a penetrating question. And only Billy Demong would have answered it so honestly. The big question begins around 6:59. Honesty starts at 7:40. Try to overlook the completely ignorant

[youtube fPp1sfBSGPQ nolink] What a crew: we’ve got Mike Baker, Martha MacCallum, and the great actor, Robert Davi!

Now, there’s always a scene in zombie movies, when one non-zombie character will turn to another, and say, “If I ever turn into that, I want you to kill me.” Then they make love, and reload. Well, I want you,

So I received a delightful email today, From Holly in Galesburg, Illinois. Here it is.. I’m on an airplane. I sit next to a liberal windbag who preaches in my ear for the whole flight, assuming I agree with him.

[youtube FOLBQxk72NY nolink] Cut to :47 to 1:10 of this… Here’s Martin Short playing his legendary corporate lawyer sleazebag character named Nathan Thurm. He’s being interrogated by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. It’s hilarious. But it’s even more hilarious, that four

Well, he’s back like Chucky, and twice as Yucky. I speak not of my former houseboy Roderigo (we still can’t find him, alas), but Al Gore, who mysteriously disappeared as his self-propelled universe of climate change hysteria started to crumble

[youtube 6t3JajSfpnk nolink] Tonight! Kimberly Guilfoyle! GOP analyst Mary Smith! John Devore! and Michael Waltrip!

So as you know, I often end my Gregalogues with the phrase, “if you disagree with me, then you’re worse than Hitler.” At times I’ve changed it to “You’re probably a racist,” “You’re probably a homophobe,” and my favorite “you’re

—– NewsBusters: Greg Gutfeld and the “Red Eye” gang struck back at comediennes Janeane Garofalo and Rosie O’Donnell Wednesday for their attack on Fox News hosts last week. As NewsBusters reported, the pair were on O’Donnell’s radio show last Tuesday

So the big news this week? Charlie Sheen entering “prehab,” which I guess is like rehab, except for preteens. I don’t know…. if you ask me, it’s not Sheen who needs therapy for an addiction, it’s Eric Holder. Fact is,

So I finally figured out what makes Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid so intriguing. He’s a big stupid-face. Example: Monday, during a Senate debate over the job creation package, he suggested that unemployment causes men to beat their wives. “I

So Red Eye fan Satoshi Kanazawa, an evolutionary psychologist at the London School of Economics and Political Science, emailed me this weekend to tell me about a paper he wrote, due out today in the scientific journal Social PsychologyQuarterly. It’s

You can find today’s Gregalogue, “People Died, WaPo Lied,” over at BigJournalism.com! [youtube ScOoz3sFX9Y nolink] Tonight, we’ve got Chris Cotter, Imogen Lloyd Webber, Tom Shillue, and my mom! Also a very special Joshua McCarroll segment!

So a firm out of Rolling Meadows posted an ad looking for a technical writer -one who musn’t be an “arrogant American.” Because the job would deal with Chinese businesses, Viva USA – a placement firm – wanted to make