So, it’s official: Barack Obama is a bigot. In a brave stance not seen since the beginning of time, a number of celebrities, journalists and bloggers have called President Obama out on his ignorant, narrow-minded views toward gay marriage. First,
One of the great things about the election of Barack Obama is how it terminated the relevance of Bill Maher. Remember Maher? He was that “edgy” guy who crowned himself the King of all things politically incorrect. At times he
So a lot of media types have been making grand pronouncements on the topic of torture – the gist being: this is America, and America doesn’t torture. If so, then I’m not sure I want to be part of that
In the past year we`ve learned some amazing things from our liberal friends. From Janeane Garofalo, we learned that if you`re a female member of the Republican Party, you`re mentally ill. We`ve learned from Sandra Bernhard that if you`re Sarah
So, like you, I enjoy the series “24,” which follows a man trying to save the United States from its enemies, using any means possible. And within one complete day, he succeeds. Of course, in real life this is impossible
So when I was about ten, I had to go to a lousy summer school, where they grouped all the students together, regardless of age. There, I sat next to this older kid named Patrick, who enjoyed tormenting me daily
So once there was a man who had been arrested for violently beating another man – simply because he took his picture. Previously, he`d been busted for beating his own wife. Another man was busted for drugs – the least
So just as the other networks predicted, the April 15th tea parties were nothing but cauldrons brimming with rage. Rage against Obama, rage against the government, rage against these troubled times. Take a look for yourself. (Roll footage of recent
So if there`s one great thing we learned from today`s Tea parties, it`s how Anderson Cooper spends his nights off. It had happened during a conversation with talking thumb, David Gergen, who had just noted that the tea party protestors
So a few weeks back when Obama told those bankers it was his administration protecting them from the “pitchforks” – it made me think. And as always, when I think, I get confused, sad, and then dizzy. Then I get
So I think we can all admit that what happened Sunday off the African coast was kinda awesome. Of course, it’s not that I needed to be reminded that we have the most badass military alive – it’s that I
So in Eminem’s comeback video, there’s a scene featuring him in bed with a Sarah Palin clone, post-coital presumably – but here’s the real cool part: he breaks wind. How edgy. How in your face. Way to speak truth to
Right now, Martiska has just realized they know where she is. The women’s bathroom. They’re tracking her. the drug is Zilithium! Don’t trust him Martiska! He’s lying to you. Security guards – don’t go into the meeting! (Sorry, I’m also
“Mommy, can we make a donation to the homeless animals fund instead of me getting a birthday gift?” Hey everyone: Won’t you join me in beating the crap out of everyone responsible for that Mutual of Ohama commercial? Unrelated note:
Ever since I wrote critically about the TV show “Rescue Me’s” attempt to incorporate 9/11 truther conspiracies into their plotline, I’ve received a small but intense amount of hate mail, including even a short missive from one of the actors,
Lux Interior is dead. I’m not sure when he died or where or how, but I’ve read reports he passed away yesterday, or maybe even the previous weekend. He had a heart condition, which sounds vague, and not very rock
In just five days, incredible tales of Obamamania have spread across the land like acne on a teenager’s back. A bakery conjures up Obama cupcakes, a British director – recovering from a bout of sobriety – produces a play about
On January 7, 2009, the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) identified the worst anti-gay and anti-transgender voices of 2008. Among those on the list? Greg Gutfeld. Otherwise known as, me. Gutfeld was placed on the list because, among
Recently I had some free time, and instead of heading down to the shelter where my roommate Scott (the flight attendant) and I sometimes volunteer, I chose to watch some television. On one channel, I found an intriguing program on
Dear Henry, I used to think you were pretty cool – way back when you fronted the greatest punk band ever (The Vandals), and well before you became a tedious purveyor of the “spoken word.” But now I see you
Yes, it’s true! Contrary to what you often hear, there are many conservatives in popular music today. And it’s a shame that none of them get the credit they deserve. Which is why, as a favor to everyone, I have
