Greg Gutfeld

Ed. Note: This is a ‘logue from last week. So, on this rainy evening, I do what I often do: wonder what Nicholas Kristof is concerned about. Thankfully, I didn’t have to wonder, for long. The New York Times writer

So you remember “Red Dawn,” it was that 80’s flick about American kids arming themselves against a Soviet invasion. I’ve seen it thirteen times, mainly because I’m a huge fan of C. Thomas Howell. And I’m lonely. But that’s another

So over in England (a country), some gay activists want to cancel a gay pride parade because it will cause “community tension,” between gays and Muslims. The march was a response to anti-gay stickers placed around town, but some worry

First there was an earthquake, then a tsunami, then a meltdown, and now, possibly a volcano. At this point, a Mothra joke seems inevitable – but also lame. Frankly, I’m not sure there’s anything I can say that adds incite

So it’s almost Springtime 2011, and Gitmo’s still open. I’m beginning to think our President likes the damn place. Either that, or he realizes it’s necessary- especially when a fair portion of the men released end up back at war

And now, to my second favorite topic: guns. (My first favorite topic? knee socks.) Now, if you need proof that having a gun in your household is a smart move (it’s like owning a tiny, potty-trained dog that shoots bullets)

So Sunday, a few hundred protesters showed up in Times Square to denounce the upcoming House hearings on Radicalization in the American Muslim community. The crowd, well-organized with professional signs that read ” ‘Today I am a Muslim Too,” targeted

So, when I hear of an act of terror, an internal clock starts clicking. I wonder, how long before we find out the suspect is a radical Islamist. And then, how long before that affiliation is rejected as vital to

So yesterday, during our ideas meeting, Andy suggested we do something on the latest Supreme Court ruling, which was in favor of Westboro Baptist Church. To sum up: The father of a fallen Marine had sued the church, saying their

So there’s a really weird debate going on in Illinois, and it’s kinda complicated for dopes like me – so bear with my primitive explanation. In that state, two agencies are battling over whether the names of registered gun owners

So in a blog post at FrumForum (it’s like Penthouse Forum, minus the sex), a writer details a phenomenon called “Fox Geezer Syndrome.” It’s when your elderly parents become politically energized, thanks to watching so much Fox News. Richmond Ramsey,

So, in a recent Time Magazine blog, the writer reports on a study from France’s National institute of Statistics and Economics, saying men are worse for the planet than women. It seems that men emit nearly 40 kilograms of carbon

So Anthony Maschek is a student at Columbia University – where he’s studying economics. But he’s also a veteran of the Iraq War. He was recently awarded a Purple Heart, after being shot 11 times in Iraq. He spent two

So as I write this, the whole Egypt thing seems to have cooled down a little. We’ve been told that, temporarily, the military will take over. And then there’s the Muslim Brotherhood, who swear on their sexy camels they aren’t

So we’ve seen a lot of protests lately. Some are monumental. Others are sillier than geese. In America though, something odd is taking place – chucklefaces with signs are actually delivering their outrage right to their adversary’s homes. Recently, protesters

If you don’t know the name Nir Rosen, count yourself lucky. He’s a jerk. Even he knows that. But here’s some back up: after it was reported that correspondent Lara Logan was brutally, sexually assaulted in Egypt during the revolution

Now, I don’t know much about Herman Cain. But last week, I read up on him and found out three things. He was once the CEO of Godfather’s Pizza, a delightful product I often devoured while watching reruns of the

So on his radio show, Mayor Mike Bloomberg said that the cops won’t enforce the city’s new ban on smoking at beaches and parks. So, who will? Us. That’s right, Bloomie said, quote, “This is going to be enforced by

Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com —– Tonight, we’ve got Chris Jericho! Mark Hoppus! Ann Coulter! Plus… …other crap that will blow your mind right out of your head and roll out a window onto the street where it will

So roughly a year ago, reporters went batpoop crazy over possessed Toyotas that accelerate without your consent – smashing into other sedans, running into and over people, or worse: ruining floral mailboxes that look like miniature versions of stately homes.

So Live Action unleashed more undercover videos filmed at Planned Parenthood clinics. In the latest, the pranksters, posing as a pimp and prostitute, told the case worker that they run a “sex work” clinic with 14 and 15 year old

So the Super Bowl came and went like a fat, sweaty, overbearing relative – and it left a stench in the bathroom that can only be described as the Black Eyed Peas. Yes – once again we are suffocated by

Find more videos like this on The Activity Pit Tonight: Mike Baker Opie and Anthony’s Anthony Cumia Patti Ann Brown!

So a new study from the New England Journal of Medicine reports that having an abortion may be less harmful to a woman’s mental health than having a baby. The researchers tracked thousands of females who had a first-trimester abortion

So, in a segment making fun of rightwingers, the hilarious Rachel Maddow quoted liberally from a website called Christwire.org. The website had urged Sarah Palin to call for invading Egypt – making her a mummy grizzly ripe for Maddow’s mockery.