Greg Gutfeld

So like you, I’ve been watching Egypt the same way I watch the Pro Bowl. In my underwear, confused. Because I think I don’t have a dog in the hunt, I check out what people are wearing. Eyeing the men

So Danny Glover is back in the news, in the only way Danny Glover knows how: by sputtering nonsense he cribbed from a pair of discarded swim trunks he found on the highway. Here he is discussing the root causes

So, the Academy Award nominations have been announced, and you know what that means: another article about lack of diversity in Academy Award nominations. CNN.com points out that even Javier Bardem, up for best actor, doesn’t count, because he’s “European.”

Because the State of the Union aired last night, I feel compelled to talk about it, if only because I noticed an odd evolution in our leader’s voice. He’s transformed himself from a Commander in Chief, to a fretful parent

So just like me, MSNBC had an irritating organ removed from its lower midsection. Yes, Keith Olbermann is gone. So people are obviously wondering – who’s going to replace Olby? My suggestion: the great Brian Dunkleman. He is an American

Trust me on everything here. If I say buy it, buy it. JOHN GRANT — Queen of Denmark: Grant is previously known as the ghostly but commanding vocalist of the Czars, and Mike Patton notwithstanding, he’s the best singer on

So Tom Brokaw just appeared on Morning Joe (named after a sex act), to discuss the boost in gun sales since the Arizona shooting. Brokaw explained this upsurge as a bunch of scared lemmings stockpiling their guns in “underground bunkers”

So some on the right say that Obama’s plea for civility shows that he gave weight to the idea that incivility caused the mass murder. It`s a fair point. But I`m gunna take the “high road,” and not because I`m

So since the shooting we’ve heard a lot about the dangers of harsh rhetoric, suggesting it egged on the killer. We’ve also been told that incited anger contributed a ” dangerous back drop,” also egging on the killer. But these

By now, there’s little I can say that would shed light or comfort on the ghastly events that took place last Saturday. As an average joe with a penchant for thinking the obvious, two words came to mind, regarding the

So on David Horowitz’s great Newsreal blog, they pose the question: should gays be allowed in the conservative movement? The person who took the “no” side is a chap named Ryan. Ryan believes that, homosexuality is a “sometime behavior,” and

—– Great show tonight: Lauren Sivan! Nick Gillespie! Paul Mercurio!

So now that Arnold Schwarzenegger is no longer governor, I’d love to see him back on the big screen taking down bad guys. In fact, I even have a script for him. The working title is “HARD VENGEANCE.” But I’m

So Capt. Owen Honors was canned as commander of the USS Enterprise after airing “sexually charged” videos taken aboard the carrier. A lot of people weighed in on this, all saying the appropriate thing. Which is: the videos were offensive.

So, the focus of this special episode of Red Eye is alcohol. Or, to be more precise: the Red Eye stories that made us drink the most. And my pick is the media’s pathetic response to the public’s growing dissatisfaction

—– Tonight: Wali Collins Matt McCall Diane Macedo!

So MTV had a big year, ratings-wise. And they did it with aspirational programming – the kind that shines a light on positive achievements by young adults everywhere. Nah, they just filled the ranks with skanks. MTV General Manager Stephen

So in a recent issue of the Advocate, aging actor Richard Chamberlain told fellow gay actors to stay in the closet. Chamberlain, famous for heart-throbby roles as docs and brooding priests, kept his gayhood secret for decades because he feared

—– Tonight’s Guests: S.E. Cupp! Joe DeRosa! Terry Schappert!

So, I’m relieved to say the Dream Act – the bill that would provide citizenship for illegal immigrant offspring if they go to college or join the military – failed. My growing dislike for the act came from one place:

So, it was like a sequel to a Rob Schneider movie, and not even Rob Schneider bothered to return. I speak of the U.N Framework Convention on Climate Change that annoyed Cancun, Mexico earlier this month. Mind you, over ten

So Thursday we talked about those creepy emails Julian Assange sent to a young women, as he tried vainly to get her into the sack. She rejected him, thankfully – but while he was pummeling her with lurid, unwanted missives,

[youtube ZOdvksUap30 nolink] —– Tonight… First timer, Mick Foley! Tom Shillue! Jedidiah Bila!

So last night, during another wretched episode of Fashion Show (imagine a bloated half-sister of Project Runway), I came across a new anti-HIV Ad. The Department of Health and Mental Hygiene’s message was simple: “when you get HIV, it’s never

Now that the so-called centrist movement – No Labels – has launched, I’ve noticed a change in the air. People are nicer. The polarization that would mar conversation seems to have dissipated like a bad dream, replaced by a joyful