Greg Gutfeld

So that impromptu press conference on Friday was fun. For a brief moment, I felt like I had traveled back to the mid nineties, and every year of time travel had knocked a sandwich off Bill Clinton. He resembled one

So let’s say you’re at some restaurant, enjoying your chai tea and veggie burger, reading a worn out copy of Our Bodies, Ourselves, and in a booth nearby you hear a father and son arguing. The conversation gets nasty, as

So in case you missed it, the big news in 2010 was in Princeton, NJ where students voted on expanding the schools hummus offerings. Yes, hummus. A group, called the Princeton Committee for Palestine, want the school-run stores to sell

So Tom Krattenmaker wrote a piece this week for USA Today, about Portland, Oregon being targeted by a Muslim terrorist. This gist: How could they bomb Portland! We’re just a quirky place everyone loves! Or at least, doesn’t take seriously.

So, as Julian Assange stews in a London jail, writers are trying to figure out who will play him in a movie. Suggestions include that Doogie Howser kid. Me? I’m rooting for Steffi Graff. Now, you know I think Julian’s

So it was Eric Boehlert’s birthday last night, and no one noticed. Well, except for me. I sent the Media Matters mope a bouquet of edible underwear – since it may be one of the few things George Soros won’t

So according to professors at the University of Washington’s Department of Global Health, military recruiters are no different than sexual predators in their “grooming” behavior of students. Now, researcher Amy Hagopian, has since walked back this claim – saying she

So according to scientists, pollution is turning birds gay. Yep, increased exposure to mercury (a bad chemical, apparently) can steer the sexual preference of some birds toward their own sex. The birds studied – male white ibises – tend to

So as you probably know, Amazon.com kicked Wikileaks off its servers – due to pressure from politicians. This, after the Wall Street Journal revealed that Amazon computers had been hosting the site that leaked all the secret cables. And this

So over Thanksgiving I went to Berlin, which is in Germany. I went there strictly for fun, for it had nothing to do with hormonal treatments. Those ended years ago. Anyway, the high point was the DDR museum, otherwise known

If there’s one phrase the media loves, it’s “a chilling effect.” Whether it’s the Patriot Act, censorship laws or nudity bans – it always causes a chilling effect on something (usually my toes). This “chilling effect” is defined as speech

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So climate change experts having finally got the message. And the message is: their message sucks. In fact, their “Scare the hell out of us” screed was so awful, researchers claim, that it actually undermined their mission. Which, I always

You ever endorse something you find stupid, because it’s for a good cause? That’s how I feel about “Of Thee I Sing,” our President’s latest children’s book. Yeah, I said, “our President’s latest children’s book.” I never thought I’d say

I’m gunna begin this Gregalogue by stating plainly that I’m probably a jerk. I say this, because when I examine the opinion I am about to give – the reason for that opinion could be that I’m a jerk. So

If there’s one thing I learned in life, it’s that when a despicable character actually shares your opinion, it might be time to reevaluate said opinion. Case in point: Fidel Castro’s recent analysis of the midterm elections. In an essay

So, in last Wednesday’s New York Times, Channing Joseph wrote a glowing piece on a community center for communists – a place called Brecht Forum, where, “Smiles abound.” And when I mean a glowing piece, I mean, really glowing. Like

[youtube mRdeQY7yxjc nolink] —– Tonight, we’ve got: Rick Leaventhal! Shira Lazar! comedian Paul Mecurio!

So students (a.k.a dirtbags) took to the London streets to protest the government’s plans to let colleges raise their tuition. They broke into the Conservative party’s offices, set off flares and started fires – while painting the universal symbol of

So a while back the Washington Post asked cartoonists what they thought of the “Everybody Draw Muhammad Day” campaign, which was a protest against radical Muslims who threaten to kill anyone they believe has offended their prophet. One scribbler, Ted

From high schools to townhalls, the topic of bullying has elbowed its way to the front of the grievance parade. City councils are passing “anti-bullying laws,” and the term is now used to describe all sorts of bad behavior. And

So, during that week while the world was fixated on “important” matters like trapped miners and political debates, a more monumental event took place: David Arquette and the chick from Friends separated. Yep. This news sent shock waves through my

So just a day after the Republicans won big, President Obama ran screaming from the “cap and trade” program like it was a hooker with herpes. Remember, this was his solution for global warming: curb carbon emissions by hiking the