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Used Condom Thrown From Building Shatters Car Windshield

Used Condom Thrown From Building Shatters Car Windshield

CHINA – A used condom belonging to an unnamed someone reportedly shattered a car windshield belonging to a different unnamed someone when it was discarded from a building in eastern China. Upon discovering the condom resting against the cracked windshield,

VP Biden Congratulates the Wrong Marty Walsh

VP Biden Congratulates the Wrong Marty Walsh

BOSTON – Tuesday night. Boston. The returns were in. The election was over. A victor had been declared. Martin Walsh’s cell phone rang.  He answered. On the other end was vice president of the United States, Joseph R. Biden, offering his

Doctors Discover New Knee Ligament

Doctors Discover New Knee Ligament

Two Belgium orthopedic surgeons have discovered a previously unknown ligament they believe could be responsible for many common knee injuries. The new ligament was not discovered with the assistance of high resolution scanners or subatomic lasers, but rather, the doctors

2 Dead Candidates Winning In Washington Elections

SEATTLE – Two candidates in separate races in Washington state are both leading their opponents in Tuesday’s elections. Should they both hold on for victory, do not expect any long acceptance speeches. Both candidates are currently dead.  In the Seattle

Suit: Police Made Man Rap for His Freedom

A Brooklyn man has filed a lawsuit alleging that NYPD officers forced him to rap if he wanted to get out of handcuffs. What’s more is, the suit claims the officers warned him that if his rhymes weren’t “hot” enough, he

Katy Perry Album Declared Bio-hazard in Australia

Katy Perry Album Declared Bio-hazard in Australia

AUSTRALIA – Bio-security officers have been instructed to inspect Katy Perry CDs that have been purchased overseas. The deluxe version of her new album PRISM contains a small packet of seeds which officials from the Department of Agriculture feel could pose a risk

Businesswoman Sentenced to Death For Cheating Investors

BEIJING – A Chinese businesswoman was sentenced to death for cheating investors out of an “extraordinarily large” amount: $200 million. Su Yenyu, 42, was sentenced to death in January this year by the Erdos intermediate people’s court. That verdict was recently

'Jesus' Runs New York City Marathon Carrying a Cross

'Jesus' Runs New York City Marathon Carrying a Cross

With his bib number attached to his cross, a barefooted man, dressed as Jesus, ran the New York City Marathon. According to Gawker, the man was identified as New York-based photographer Makoto Takeuchi, based on his bib number.  No word as

VIDEO: Penis Firework Explodes in Glasgow Sky

VIDEO: Penis Firework Explodes in Glasgow Sky

A video showing the glorious finale of a Glasgow fireworks show has gone viral after it was posted on The Poke Sunday.  The video is simply titled “This is how they do fireworks in Glasgow.”  Pyrotechnic artists designed a glorious

Man Busted for 11th DUI, 'Rests Eyes' During Mugshot

Man Busted for 11th DUI, 'Rests Eyes' During Mugshot

BRIDGEVILLE, Del. – A 77-year-old Bridgeville man was arrested by Delaware State Police over the weekend for his 11th DUI offense. Troopers say that Ruppert Bell Jr. was arrested Saturday evening after he was seen swerving repeatedly into the northbound lane of Coverdale

Feds: Navy Secrets Purchased With Hookers and Gaga Tix

Feds: Navy Secrets Purchased With Hookers and Gaga Tix

Unusual accusations are unfolding in a federal court case in San Diego -accusations that involve a gregarious Malaysian businessman, Leonard Francis (aka Fat Leonard), military secrets, prostitutes and Lady Gaga tickets. Prosecutors in court papers say Francis, who is well known

2 Planes Collide Carrying Skydivers, Everyone Lives

2 Planes Collide Carrying Skydivers, Everyone Lives

WISCONSIN – Nine skydivers and two pilots escaped serious injury when two planes collided midair Saturday evening in far northwest Wisconsin near Lake Superior. Officials with the FAA were on scene Sunday to talk to those involved in hopes of

Mom Defends 7-year-old Son's KKK Halloween Costume

Mom Defends 7-year-old Son's KKK Halloween Costume

CRAIGSVILLE, Va. (WHSV) – Halloween. So much fun to see neighborhoods crawling with little superheroes, miniature pirates and princesses and tiny members of the KKK. But before judgement is passed on the mother of the 7-year-old Craigsville boy who donned

Belgium Considering Euthanasia Law For Kids

BELGIUM – The government in Belgium is considering new legislation that would allow for children under the age of 18 and adults with early dementia to request euthanasia. Euthanasia is already legal in Belgium for people over the age of