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Stinking Rich: Scientists Find Gold in Human Solid Waste

Toxic human waste could provide a new source of recoverable gold worth hundreds of millions of dollars, according to US scientists. Researchers discovered microscopic nuggets of gold, silver and platinum after examining human solid waste using an electron scanner at

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The UN: More Concerned about Statues than Human Beings

Yes, well, now you’ve gone and done it, ISIS. For the past three years your goons have rampaged through Syria and Iraq, slaughtering, raping, torturing, crucifying and enslaving anyone standing in the way of your theocratic fascism. All the time

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Mars One: A Gigantic Exercise in Self-Promotion

Slow news day, much? From out of nowhere Tuesday we learned that teams of aspiring junior astronauts are competing to make a one-way trip to colonise Mars. That’s right. They’re journeying around 140 million miles into space for a visit

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It’s Stupid to Pay More in Tax than You Have To

Well, duh. Lord Fink pursues ordinary tax avoidance. It is his right as long as he remains within the law. Who are we to doubt his word that he does anything but without evidentiary proof to the contrary? Tax avoidance