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Lonewolf Diaries: Lady Gaga Sells Sex, MSM Predictably Buys

Lady Gaga’s new video, “Telephone” hit the streets last week. You’ve all heard of it, I’m sure. As nothing more than violent softcore porn, even MTV has allegedly given it the shut-out. Not only is the video a tasteless, boring

Lonewolf Diaries: Bill Maher — Politically Correct Coward

Now I hate to be “that guy” who fact-checks jokes and so… I’m not going to be. Let’s be honest though, Bill Maher doesn’t really write jokes these days. He’s instead decided to sermonize on the perils of right-wing Americans

Brown vs. Coakley: Ghost of Ted Kennedy Speaks

A little distasteful? Possibly. As distasteful as Coakley invoking the spirit of Ted Kennedy in a failed attempt to win an election? No. If liberals want to talk Ted Kennedy… Let’s talk Ted Kennedy. Better yet, I just so happen

Lonewolf Diaries: Poor People Can Be Greedy Too

Ever notice that the chronically poor nearly always share one thing in common? They are some of the most greedy SOB’s on the planet. I know it seems sacrilegious to say so. You’re just not supposed to criticize the poor.

'Terrorism' Exists Only In Your Mind

I’ve got to be honest, the first thing that comes to mind when I think of a man blowing up his johnson isn’t that of a “bona fide threat.” When I think of the damage that could have actually been

Is This the Future of America (Detroit)?

I know that some of you may think that the last thing Detroit needs is another hit piece. Granted, some could consider this video as THE hit piece. Detroit however, can serve as a valuable lesson to the rest of

Lonewolf Diaries: Robin Hood, Capitalist Hero!

The whole “Robin Hood theory” argument has been used by radical leftists (most commonly referred to as “college professors”) for decades across our great country. “Steal from the rich and give to the poor” is the rhetoric they’ll always undoubtedly

Who Killed the Christmas Spirit?

I’ve got to be honest, the whole “war on Christmas” deal has had me concerned. Now knowing that detective Horatio Caine is on the job however, my mind has been put at ease. The man can take down killers through

Lonewolf Diaries: Perverse Sex is Fun, Kids! (Let the Fisting Begin)

Haven’t you heard? The GLSEN (Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network), founded by Obama’s Safe Schools Czar Kevin Jennings, was caught teaching middle-school students the sexual art of “fisting.” One has to wonder, considering how in the tank the folks

Happy Thanksgiving You Greedy, Evil Americans

It’s that time of year again. If you’ve got a leftist in your family, you can forget enjoying a familial celebration of the blessings bestowed upon you and your country. If you’re white, you’re particularly guilty. If you’re black like

Lonewolf Diaries: Church, State, Jesus and Obama.

It’s no secret that the term “Separation of Church and State” has been bastardized beyond recognition by today’s post-ACLU era. Of course the toolbags of Hollywood have always done their very best to warp its meaning into something more lop-sided

Guantanamo Bay: Up Close and Personal

With all of the chaos going on these last couple of weeks, I felt this to be a necessary piece. The troops aren’t allowed to vindicate themselves, so somebody has to speak up for them. Let me give you a

Nobody Knows Joe Biden's Name

In all fairness, some of the questions in the Berkeley video were tough. Thus, I decided to think of the easiest possible questions regarding the Obama administration. As per usual, you can’t even GIVE Obama-voters the right answer. When only

Obama Gets Trick or Treaters!

It’s that time of year again! Time for parents to celebrate their own holiday under the disguise of it being “all for the kids.” Be honest, how many times have you “checked the candy for safety” only to realize you’d

Lonewolf Diaries: Leftists Hate Your Right to Free Speech

I know, I know, at first glance, the title may seem like I’m blowing things out of proportion. After all, Fox News is an isolated incident, right? Wrong. This is just another leg in a multi-pronged approach from the Obama

Trailer: 'Pelosi On Elm Street: The Nightmare Continues'

I’ve got to be honest, this flick has me excited. I usually don’t get worked up over horror movie trailers, but the preview for this one alone chilled me to the bone. Step aside “Paranormal Activity”… There’s a new horror

Lonewolf Diaries: Do 'The Jews' Run Hollywood?

Firstly let me say, that I love Ben Shapiro. For those who don’t know, Ben is a fellow Big Hollywood contributor, a good friend… And very Jewish. Having worked my whole life with Jews who seemed content with perpetuating the

The Rap Video: Obama's Bling Peace Prize

When you watch the video, there really isn’t much else to say. It seems that “MC CrowBar” is in the tank for Obama, though I’ve encountered very few people (both conservative and liberal) who think that Obama is truly deserving

Lonewolf Diaries: Europe Waaaaay More Racist Than America

You may be asking… “Really? I know the title is meant to be provocative, but do you REALLY think Europeans are more racist than Americans?” The correct answer is: Abso-freaking-lutely! Have you ever spent time with French, Irish or Eastern

Why Do Public Schools Suck?

What’s most amazing to me, is that even among liberals there are very few people who can justify an anti-school choice stance. If it seems as though this video contains some “straw man” arguments… Believe me, it’s just THAT hard

A Day Spent With Michael Moore

I know that to many of us Conservatives, the name “Michael Moore” is simply more off-putting than upsetting. He’s not really a key player anymore, so we often don’t even give him the time of day. I do think it’s

Berkeley: Mecca to Liberal Idiots

I’ve got to admit that I set out to create this video expecting the finished product to be nothing more than tomfoolery as per usual. When I sat down to review the final version however, I realized just how sad/scary

Lonewolf Diaries: Keep Racism Alive!

Remember the day the healing took place? Remember the day a black man was elected to office by white Americans thereby proving that any established form of racism in this country was a thing of the past? Of course you

Keith Olbermann Dishes Dirt on Glenn Beck

It takes a big man to admit when he’s been bested. I think it’s time for Glenn Beck to step up and apologize. Keith does such a number on him in this video, that I’m guessing Beck is down for

Lonewolf Diaries: The Obama Era is Over

Rejoice! While yes, Barack Hussein Obama is still our president, the era of radical liberalism running amuck, unchecked by mainstream America is over. As the Oval office becomes more and more tainted, Americans are slowly coming back to their roots,

Gay Marriage and Homophobes!

A lot of Republicans may feel that we’d be best-served to avoid this issue altogether. As a Conservative, however, I feel compelled to explain why many of us out there are opposed to the currently proposed same-sex marriage bills and

Lonewolf Diaries: Mourning Dead People Who Suck

When a toolbag dies… How are you supposed to handle it? Are you supposed to honor them? Post-mortem, does a pedophile become the “greatest musician of all time”? Does a killer become an “American Icon”? Does death in itself wipe

Undercover with Liberals! (RIP Crowder)

We’ve heard the term “Astroturf” thrown around so flippantly lately, I felt somebody needed to put it to the test. Why should Liberals be exempt from having the “special interests” card thrown at them? My hunch tells me that they

Whitehouse FAIL!! (Zo and Crowder Victory Dance)

Sometimes, us Conservatives need to pat ourselves on the back. In my case, it’s a very hairy one. Sure, Obama is slimy enough to re-phrase, re-package and re-slip the “Public Option” through… But the fact that he even has to

Lonewolf Diaries: Brad Pitt Leading the Anti-Christian Charge

I should say right off the bat that I can’t just blame Brad Pitt. The plague of closed-mindedness permeates every corner of Hollywood… Brad Pitt just happens to be the one who’s most recently crystallized it so perfectly. Much like