Tim Slagle

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Civil: Drug War

Civil: Drug War

Well, despite the best intentions of the devoted potheads of Washington and Colorado, the federal government has decided they will bust people for smoking legal marijuana. What the hipsters didn’t realize when they voted to legalize pot is that President
The Heroic Movie Hollywood Should Make … But Won't

The Heroic Movie Hollywood Should Make … But Won't

While Hollywood is busy fawning over the pompous president who takes credit for killing Osama bin Laden, they’re completely overlooking a story that has all the makings of a film classic. On November 4, “SEAL Team 6“ will air on National Geographic.
Time for a Sesame Street Shakedown

Time for a Sesame Street Shakedown

Social Security has been the legendary third rail of politics, the topic you don’t touch unless you like being toast. Apparently there is a fourth rail of politics: public broadcasting. Though it seems unlikely in a free nation that people
Clint Eastwood Schools Late Night Comics

Clint Eastwood Schools Late Night Comics

The American media was stunned last night to see the first Obama jokes ever performed on National TV. After Clint Eastwood left the stage, media people across the country were mystified. A shell-shocked Andrea Mitchell stammered, “This was exceedingly strange
Horsefeathers

Horsefeathers

In a glaring example of government inefficiency, a recent study found a horseshoer still working for The Detroit Water and Sewerage Department. It’s reminiscent of Lt. Hiroo Onoda, a Japanese soldier who was found on a Philippine Island, still fighting
Presiding over a Nation with No 'Class'

Presiding over a Nation with No 'Class'

When the President attacked business owners last week, outrage rippled through the nation as middle class business owners suddenly realized they are “the rich.” This realization came as a surprise: the vast majority of Americans assume they are middle class.
'Racist' Celebs Played Obama 'Cool' Card First

'Racist' Celebs Played Obama 'Cool' Card First

Well here’s something new: The Congressional Black Caucus has now declared the word “cool” to be a racist term. They’re also accusing conservatives of using it that way. It’s not surprising. “Cool” has always been a term associated with African
I'm Melting, Melting, Melt…

I'm Melting, Melting, Melt…

Nothing signals the start of the season more than the smell of a barbeque, the crack of a baseball bat, or a politician touring the Arctic. Yes, just as reliable this time of year as the local grocer putting out

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