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Happy New Year to All You Decadent, Dictatorial Americans

Happy New Year to All You Decadent, Dictatorial Americans

Happy New Year to all you decadent and dictatorial Americans.   Yes, I mean you, the people of the United States, where an elite of  non-democratic dictators trickles its immorality–and incompetence–down upon the masses.  What do I mean?  Aren’t you

A Closer Look Between the Lines of My 'New York Times' Op-Ed

A Closer Look Between the Lines of My 'New York Times' Op-Ed

“A Plea for Caution From Russia”; That was the title of my op-ed, published in Thursday’s New York Times. Yes, the op-ed that went right into Barack Obama’s face. I started the op-ed by talking up the importance of peace. As

Let's Join One Another to Crush the Unholy, Unruly, Jihadi Muslims

Let's Join One Another to Crush the Unholy, Unruly, Jihadi Muslims

How do I put this politely? You Americans are dumb. Today, Russia and America are fighting each other over fighting the Muslim radicals. Instead, we should be uniting to crush these violent Islamists, once and for all.  You Americans want

Inside the Mind of Vladimir Putin

Inside the Mind of Vladimir Putin

Yeah, I’ll admit that I’m disappointed that Obama canceled the summit with me next month.  Oh well. Still, giving Snowden asylum is a big political winner for me at home, and that’s that. Yeah, I’m a dictator and everything, but