Kicking off the Holiday Season Progressive Style

We always keep a sense of humor at the “Big” sites, so here’s a little weekend funny to kick off the holiday season.

“12 Days in DC”

(Sing to the tune of “The 12 Days of Christmas”)

On their first day in DC, progressives gave to me the meaning of progressivism.

On their second day in DC, progressives gave to me job-killing policies and the meaning of progressivism.

On their third day in DC, progressives gave to me huge amounts of spending, job-killing policies, and the meaning of progressivism.

On their fourth day in DC, progressives gave to me two leftist judges, huge amounts of spending, job-killing policies, and the meaning of progressivism.

On their fifth day in DC, progressives gave to me so ma-ny czars, two leftist judges, huge amounts of spending, job-killing policies, and the meaning of progressivism.

On their sixth day in DC, progressives gave to me government-run healthcare, so ma-ny czars, two leftist judges, huge amounts of spending, job-killing policies, and the meaning of progressivism.

On their seventh day in DC, progressives gave to me high unemployment, government-run healthcare, so ma-ny czars, two leftist judges, huge amounts of spending, job-killing policies, and the meaning of progressivism.

On their eighth day in DC, progressives gave to me more house foreclosures, high unemployment, government-run healthcare, so ma-ny czars, two leftist judges, huge amounts of spending, job-killing policies, and the meaning of progressivism.

On their ninth day in DC, progressives gave to me trillion dollar deficits, more house foreclosures, high unemployment, government-run healthcare, so ma-ny czars, two leftist judges, huge amounts of spending, job-killing policies, and the meaning of progressivism.

On their tenth day in DC, progressives gave to me mid-term elections, trillion dollar deficits, more house foreclosures, high unemployment, government-run healthcare, so ma-ny czars, two leftist judges, huge amounts of spending, job-killing policies, and the meaning of progressivism.

On their eleventh day in DC, progressives gave to me a House majority, mid-term elections, trillion dollar deficits, high unemployment, government-run healthcare, so ma-ny czars, two leftist judges, huge amounts of spending, job-killing policies, and the meaning of progressivism.

On twelfth day in DC, progressives gave to me six more senators, a House majority, mid-term elections, trillion dollar deficits, high unemployment, government-run healthcare, so ma-ny czars, two leftist judges, huge amounts of spending, job-killing policies, and the meaning of progressivism.

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