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Liberals & Lightbulbs

Q: HOW MANY LIBERALS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?

A: SEVENTEEN.

TWO, to notice that there is no light by bumping in to each other, debate whether the collision was due to a sudden increase in the amount of prevailing darkness, or rather, an uptrend in the known absence of illumination…and then blame it on George Bush as part of the 9/11 Conspiracy.

ONE, to start a website that links the dead light bulb as further proof of Global Warming.

FOUR, to set up a mobile texting network to demand a United Nations tribunal investigating Bush/Cheney’s collusion with Halliburton, the Trilateral Commision, the Skull and Bones Society, the NRA, the CFR, NASCAR, the Boy Scouts of America, Lyme disease, and Satan.

NINE, to establish an emergency bi-partisan Congressional Committee to Study the Crisis, spend seventy-five billion dollars as quickly as humanly possible, and eventually arrive at the conclusion that the only thing the government does that’s worth a damn is found in the U.S Military. So they send in…

ONE brave serviceman to enter the darkness and climb up and screw in a new light bulb.

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Your turn, top that!

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