“Mommy, can we make a donation to the homeless animals fund instead of me getting a birthday gift?”
Hey everyone: Won’t you join me in beating the crap out of everyone responsible for that Mutual of Ohama commercial?
Unrelated note: Hugh Jackman is already the greatest host ever. You can rag on the Oscars, but this opening number is awesome. AWESOME. He’s like a handsome Billy Crystal.
And I second whatever was said about Streep’s offspring.
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