This video was actually sent to the kind folks over at PETA this afternoon. Sure they’ll probably be upset, but those chumps are so malnourished that I needn’t fear any physical imposition. Heck, I’m an entire “Jonas Brother,” heavier than any of their frail representatives. Besides, I don’t own any “animal testing” laboratories for them to firebomb, so I’m golden!
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Note: No Animals we’re harmed during the making of this video. Their Thetan levels were tested (it was one of Tom Cruise’s conditions) and one of the dogs ate some tainted Peanut Butter, but nothing more.