So President Obama finally figured out what to do with those detainees at Gitmo, and it only cost $12 million per captive. That’s right: we’re sending those 17 Chinese Muslim terror suspects currently at Gitmo to a place called Palau, in exchange for 200 million bucks in aid.
FYI: Palau is a little island somewhere near the Philippines, with a population of about 20,000 people. It was also the site for “Survivor,” twice – so it’s obviously familiar with housing no-good, belligerent ass-hats.
So let me get this straight: Obama’s solution for fulfilling his promise to dismantle a prison camp in a foreign land… is to replace it with another prison camp in a foreign land.
Truly, this is change we can believe in.
And this is what happens when you make a campaign promise without any actual plan behind it. You’re left with whatever you had before, except of course, it now costs us $200 million. It really makes you wonder what the Messiah has planned for health care reform. Well, we already know. It will be no better – most likely worse – and it will costs more money they we can possibly imagine, or even afford.
And that’s what really pisses me off. If I had known what Obama was willing to pay to house these folks, I would have immediately volunteered my basement, which could easily take at least a dozen of these detainees. True, it would be a little tight, but that’s why I have all those double bunk beds. They can sleep four up and four across, with each person’s belly serving as another inmate’s pillow.
It’s kind of like a bed and breakfast, if by “breakfast” you mean “ball gag.”
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